crapulence

Merger of words 'crap' and 'flatulence'.; to accidentally §hî† your pants, thinking you needed to fart.

I thought I had flatulence (gas, needed to fart) unfortunately it was crapulence.

by kc sunshine August 29, 2006

crapulence

Crap, shit, nonsense.

"That guy is full of crapulence!"

by Dalhusky August 28, 2006

CRAPULENCE

the serious condition that occurs when one unintentionally mixes flatulence with fecal elimination.

I took my lover out for a some delicious indian food followed by a night at the Improv. Probably not the best idea because it left me with a embarassing situation of crapulence.

by LandG July 22, 2010

Crapulence

Crapulence- pronun.: crap-ü-lents; p.o.s.: adj.; def.: A crap-load; a nicer way to say shit-load without sounding like a 10 year old.

There was a crapulence of messages on my phone because I went a whole day without turning it on.

by Maredith June 20, 2008

cropulence

Cropulence
cropulence
noun
Explosive flatulence caused by eating large amounts of beans, broccoli, or other fiber-rich foods; the result of crop-dusting plus flatulence.
Example:
“After the chili cook-off, the room was thick with cropulence.”

“After the chili cook-off, the room was thick with cropulence.”

by Heymuse January 2, 2026

Curbulence

The jolt of a car as it hits the curb

*drives over the curb*
"Sorry folks we're experiencing a little curbulence"

by Oneisthelonliestnumber July 7, 2016

corpulent

extremely fat and big

hannah rosenblatt is so corpulent

by poopeepoopapa January 20, 2024