Corporate racoon

A person—a scavenger of sorts, who, throughout the
course of the workday, roams his/her company halls, meeting rooms and
cavernous spaces in search of any kind of food or drink—even of the stale
variety. Because of the corporate racoon’s cheap nature and “if it’s free,
I’ll take it! Even if it’s garbage” mentality, this character doesn't care
what it is as long it can be stuffed down his/her throat.

Example 1:
"Dude, look at Hank scrunched in the corner over there. Is he scarfing down
that old-ass sandwich?"

"Yikes, Hank, you hungry much? Those sandwiches are from a meeting that finished five hours ago. That meat looks sick and the mayonnaise stinks. You sick bastard."

"Hey man, can't help it. I'm a Corporate racoon. I obviously need help."

“Help? Dude, you’re disgusting. Throw that shit out.”

Example 2:
"Hey, Trisha, where'd you get the turkey wrap?"

"I was walking by the conference room and scarfed it from leftovers from that meeting that ended three hours ago, before they cleaned up the mess."

"Disgusting -- you are nothing but a corporate racoon."

by Trish77 July 2, 2009

Corpover

Different to any other hangover in the way that it may only be obtained from a vigorous drinking bout at Sheffield Corporation. It is a hangover more vile, abhorrent and odious than any you have ever experienced and it is said to feel akin to having you're insides slowly fed into a belt sander. You will likely have to endure a Corpover for the best part of a day, due to the acidic quad vodkas you imbibed the previous night although you should have known better when you realised that they tasted like modelling glue and swarfega blended together with the bladder of a small household pet, perhaps a Guineau pig.

Man1: Eurgh, I feel dreadful... What the shit-balls was I drinking last night?!

Man2: Ahhh you must have a righteous Corpover, you were destroying the quad vods! Do you not remember taking home that hooker and a bag full of courgettes?

by Kackballs December 8, 2010

Corporate Soul Vibe

An individual you encounter in a corporate environment that still may actually may have a soul.

I bumped into the new guy Phil at work today and after a five-minute chat I detected a bit of a Corporate Soul Vibe from him. Just give it a couple weeks because this company will pollute any remaining soul that beautiful angel has.

by Hixxz68 May 9, 2019

Corpification

Coporations taking over America at the expense of all U.S. Citizens. The transformation stemming from the United States Supreme Court Decision in the October 2009 Case "United States v Federal Trade Commission"

Corpification has given Corporations unlimited ability to influence the United States Political Process through Campaign Donations

by Little Hill January 24, 2014

Corporate Death Burger

Another name for McDonalds or any other fast food place.

Fuck Corporate Death Burger!

by hobowalker1 November 15, 2010

corporate fuck

A junior or senior executive who works for big corporations in such industries as law,banking,insurance,multinationals etc
Often devoid of any emotion towards regular workers and will do anything to gain promotion and be seen in a favourable light by his superiors
A real company man

Yeah that guy used to be one of us but since that promotion to junior manager he's breaking everyone's balls and reducing everyone's hours saying he's reducing the company's costs.He's turned into a real corporate fuck

by oldstreetcappers May 25, 2014

Corporate Jockey

People who act "Mr. Corporate", they have been in a corporate job long enough they have been brainwashed by the culture and group think. They speak all the corporate lingo. Corporate culture is all they know. They worship the corporate hierarchy and have forsaken their own individuality. They ride the corporate train real hard.

Michael is such a corporate jockey , everytime I talk to him he obsesses over the corporate hierarchy.

by MDude25 April 5, 2019