cornholio

the lord of lake titicaca, who requires tp, lest you suffer the wrath of his almighty bunghole!

I AM CORNHOLIO! *hehehehe* do you have tp? tp for my bunghole? *unintelligable spanish sounding mumblings*

by that weird kid next door April 16, 2007

Illinois Cornholer

The act of inserting a corncob up the girls anal cavity, whilst fornicating, and then make her eat the corn. Hot buttery corn, extra points.

My girlfriend loved the taste of the corn after we did the Illinois Cornholer.

by Blunchtable December 9, 2010

Cornroll

What some people say when they really mean "cornrow", completely missing the point that cornrow braids are similar in appearance to rows of corn.

"Hey, I want to cornroll my hair".
"Hmm, I don't know what that is, but if you'd like I can CORNROW it for you".

by Smörf April 6, 2010

cornhole tremor

A loud fart that gives off strong vibrations.

by Jake July 2, 2003

cornhole chowdah

This comes out of your ass after a night of binge drinking.

"Jamiquah was out binge drinking all last night, and now she's got the cornhole chowdah".

by Richard James Turnupseed June 13, 2006

cornhole crusader

quite simply, one who crusades into another persons butt oriface. Basically, a holy ass plunderer

That priest touching that small boy is a cornhole crusader

by mistaT123123213123 May 6, 2007

cornhole buccaneer

cornhole buccaneer, closely related to the ass pirate but much more cavalier.

that ass pirate is dressed so nicely i wouild think he is more of a cornhole buccaneer.

by funscotty May 13, 2006