Corner wanker

1) A person who gives off perverted vibes but are too socially awkward to actually perform any sexual act.

2) A person who stands on the edge of a conversation, occasionally joining in however they never fully contribute to the conversation.
3) A person that gives the impression that they would stand and watch sexual intercourse whilst wanking silently in the corner.

“Omg Alex is such a corner wanker, all he does is stare at girls boobs but he’s never actually had a conversation with anyone”

by Hm0411 February 14, 2020

Coomer Corner

The special corner in everyone's room where they go to coom.
Can also be a state of mind.

Wesley: Where's Namit?
Udai: He's probably in his coomer corner.

by zhewrong February 27, 2021

corner jacking

a prostitute that kicks any woman off of a street corner because she believes that that woman is tying to steal the corner to work.

the legal secretary was waiting to cross the intersection but the crack whore assumed she was trying to work the corner, then proceeded to corner jack the secretary

by Magdalene St. Vitus March 22, 2005

immaculate congestion

When traffic is backed up for miles on a highway, crawling along -- and then suddenly everyone returns to normal high speeds without passing an accident, stalled car, or road construction.

We spent 45 minutes bumper-to-bumper for no reason?!? It must be immaculate congestion.

by JudyDavid August 7, 2009

Cornell University

Where Harvard goes to lose at hockey. Also see: Lynah Rink.

i.e., Cornell University beats Harvard 2-0 at home. i.e., Harvard's inability to score on a friday night.

by Dave February 1, 2005

Cornelia

She is a beautifully, intelligent girl who is popular and very social. She's the nicest girl you will ever meet. She's the girl that can go up and talk to a stranger and become best friends with them. They are usually tall but very stunning and resemble models. She's an obedient rule follower. The perfect person to become friends with.

Person 1: I made a new friend today
Person 2: Was it a really pretty girl?
Person 1: Yea
Person 2: It was probably Cornelia

by mawu23na November 9, 2018

Corner Rape

1. When a gamer, usually in PVP Fighting Games, will mercilessly attack the other gamer, not even giving them time to guard.

2. When a gamer backs another player into a corner and proceeds to attack them, giving them no place to esacpe to.

1) Damn n00b corner raped me! I couldn't get a single blow in!

2) I lost the match because the jerk backed me into a corner! I got corner raped!

by geek_me_seymour October 30, 2009