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Crustache

(n) When a man ejaculates on another man's mustache and then doesn't clean it off, alowing it to dry.
man 1: "Gee wiz it sure is a boring day with nothing ta do."
man 2: "Sure is...Yo dude I know what we can do. Why don't I give you a crustache?"
man 1: "I don't see why not!"
by Ostangspagootti May 18, 2016
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custache

A custy mustache.
The nasty soft-haired mustache. Peach fuzz texture, but dark enough to be seen from far away. Usually sported by little white boys trying to be ghetto.
Pedro from Napolean Dynamite has a custache.
Prince has a nasty custache.
Your 14 year old brother who refuses to shave his upper lip has a custache
by joe wig December 22, 2008
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Cop Stache

A bad ass mustache primarily sported by old-school cops and homosexuals.
Never trust a cop without a mustache! Also known as the shakeyhead.com special. Hey dude check out my cop stache. Wow you look like a real life shakey head!
by I Have Allergies December 27, 2008
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Cumstache

A mustache of semen (cum) that is delacately layed on the upper lip of a female, or in a homosexuals case on the upper lip of a man. This can be licked off by any partner and deposited into a sink or swallowed. Make sure there are no STD's while preforming this sexual activity. Best done after oral sex.
Dude i was gettin head from this chick and i cumed on her face and made a cumstache outta it... it was gnarly. it was a true work of art! She swallowed it and everything!
by Alex Ostrow May 1, 2006
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Cockstache

James and Taskin, the inventors of the Cockstache, are also proud wearers of one. Defintion not needed.
"Yo I got a big dick"
"Same"
"Cockstache.."
"Same"
by Teekizzy December 28, 2011
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Costache

The hottest guy ever. He will make you very quickly to fall for him. He overloves and overtrusts, but at least he knows how to be a gentleman. Oh and btw... Every costache has beautiful kids(even if they have problems, like having more than 2 eyes)
Omg, look at him. He is so hot. He must be a Costache
by Abracadabra677838 February 19, 2021
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Crustache

A crusty little mustache that can't be grown full enough to be dubbed a full fledged mustache. Usually worn by teenagers or white trash Joe Dirt types that cant grow facial hair but wont take mother natures no for an answer.
Wow look at the crustache on that dirtball over there.
by Wordy wordington May 17, 2018
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