Breakfast Coupon Blindside

A sufficiently effective and extraordinarily cheap way to satisfy disgruntled guests at a lodging facility; surprisingly effective tactic against the run-of-the-mill inexperienced traveler. (However, the well-traveled veteran will likely see right through this strategy)

Phew...that was a close one - he was pretty pissed off. Thank God for the Breakfast Coupon Blindside!

by Rad Dawg August 20, 2008

jew with a coupon

something that is faster than a speeding bullet

guy1: whats faster than a speeding bullet?
guy2: i dont know, what?
guy1: a jew with a coupon!
guy2: hahahahhah!

guy1: hey look a jew with a coupon
guy2: *turns head* where?
guy1: oop too fast couldn't see it
guy2: hahahhahah!

by billygan March 4, 2008

Compondering

To contemplate something but at the same time to ponder whether or not you should contemplate it.

"Man, I'm compondering eating that on the floor.."

by Kyle Snodgrass February 18, 2009

Cowponies

Creatures mixed between a cow and horse, and are capable of demolishing people and their homes, fly without any wings, and breath fire.

Run away from the cowponies!!!

by J.L, and I.J May 30, 2010

keg coupon

A five dollar bill. The universal price of a cup at most college keggers.

Billy didn't have any keg coupons on him, so he had to break a 20.

by JPA87 September 22, 2008

Irish coupon

When you make plans with someone and know, when making plans, that you’re definitely going to following through.

Yeah, I’ll see you at the next bar. I’m right behind you. Turns to friend, “yeah I’m definitely not going.”
Friend: ahh yes, the ole Irish coupon. Smooth.

by IrishErin August 2, 2022

coupon

Face. Northern Irish and Scottish dialect.

State o' yir coupon!

by clarkekentyboy May 13, 2009