contarlo

Obscure slang meaning "count it" in Italian. Often accompanied by a hand gesture simulating the shot of a basketball.

"Dude, I just won 20 bucks betting on who gets the gold star in Kid Nation. Contarlo!"

by T-Wes November 22, 2007

coontag

A degenerate, sociopathic, drug addicted, alcoholic that spends most of his time yelling random profanities at teenagers on the internet and masturbating while eating chicken wings. Coontags speak in broken, un-comprehendable phrases made up of words that have little to no meaning.

I would love to invite austin over, but hes a bit of a coontag. I dont want my patio furnature lit on fire or my couch covered in semen or feces.

by Coontag June 12, 2018

Coontang

A black ladies vagina.

I fucked a coontang.

Coontang is the best coontang.

by Mr.hushmalakumba January 19, 2020

Contard

Someone who plays consoles and is proud of it. Usually campers who spend all their time playing CoD 4 and Gears of War. Also has an unprofound hate of PC Gaming.

Contard: Man, S.T.A.L.K.E.R. is so fucking hard, even on easy mode, imma play some CoD
PC Gamer: Contard.

by PCGaming September 13, 2009

coontard

An offensive term for one who is half nigger and half retard.

Damn Taint.... you are such a coontard!

by Dirt McGuirt July 2, 2007

Contard

A conservative who is a retard, usually uses the slur “libtard” Usually republican.

Person 1: “It’s all the Democrats fault! Blame those libtards!”
Person 2: “Shut the fuck up contard”

by Pseudomnyn September 27, 2020

coonstar

1.(n.) koon-star - A star of adult films who is of African-American descent

2.(n.) The super high-tech space station powered by Jive and Malt Liquor that is the ultimate source of funk in the universe.

3.(v.) To go in one bodily orifice and come out a second during intercourse.

The coonstar descended upon hymietown and deployed a gaggle of coonstars that coonstarred their jewbag oppressors until their noses ripped open and their heads fell off. They then proceeded to steal their jew gold.

SOLID!

See also, "semi-sweet fucksauce"

by Angry Black Coon April 5, 2008