Cooning

To consume leftover food items out of a garbage can.

When Jason got back from the bar, he started cooning and downed the end of a day-old pizza.

by Smooth Horse March 4, 2009

Ra-cooning

When Your Wearing Mascara or Eyeliner, preferably black and if you cry or sweat, it starts to smudge and form black circles around your eyes which makes you look like a racoon.

I was so ra-cooning when i heard that he cheated on me.

by JayNora September 20, 2009

CoonFingered

CoonFingered is when you have ripped someone off on line through Facebook group trading or buying and the Admins of the group inform The Sargent of Arms "Wil Smiley" Who in turn hunts you down learns all about you, then proceeds to distribute your photo, name and what you've done to as many group admins he can contact until you have been shamed into paying the other party back what you thought you got away with!

So you got paid for selling that item on Facebook and you never sent it, now someone is calling you from the bar around the corner from your home and your name is plastered in a bad way in all the groups? You 've been CoonFingered better make it right no one ever gets away one Ole CoonFinger sets his sights on you!

by IamWilSmiley September 1, 2016

Cooning/Coon

The fine art of knowing when to turn any situation into a funny one for your own personal benefit. This will however most of the time be at the expense of others and should/shouldn't be avoided at all cost.

D'Melle was cooning/coon at a church service and made everyone on the row laugh in the middle of the preacher/pastor talking. Cooning is a passion, a way of life. To be a coon one must fully immerse him/her self in the art.

-Coonery at it's best.

by Senior Coon Squable January 13, 2017

cooning hours

the time of night when it's acceptable, allowed and encouraged to "coon" or steal things. from 2:30 AM to 5:00 AM

I snagged a bunch of handles from fiji's house during cooning hours last night.

by boneboy24 April 19, 2018

coonington

mixed cat

damn see that "coonington"?
damn.

by tunington January 30, 2018

Cronding

I die... Drew made up a word tonight and it's my new favorite...

(verb)

Cry-Bonding; Building connections with new potential friends via tears shed while sharing personal stories.

“Damn, the people on Survior be hella CRONDING right now.”

by My_Name_13 October 2, 2018