Cooch-Cumber

When a Female's vagina is too tight; thus forcing her to purposely stretch it out using a cucumber.

Francesca: Did you finally have sex with Tim?
Evelyn: No, he was too big!
Francesca: Well you better use that Cooch-Cumber again...
Evelyn: Good idea!

by 69rugmuncher69 February 21, 2015

Coochie Man

A person who's better than anybody else because he's just ''built different'' & every woman wants him so he's getting a lot of puss. that's where the name comes from.

''coochie man, he's just a different breed.''

by s o c k s October 14, 2020

My Coochie Be Stankin'

The state of being shit-faced drunk.

coined by Johnny Tacoma

"I had one too many vodka tonics at happy hour, now 'My Coochie be Stankin'"

by Poonstankqua January 10, 2009

coochie cousins

The female equivalent of wiener cousins. Two women who have slept with the same man.

Becca: You should date my ex, he's a nice guy.
Summer: I can't. That would make us coochie cousins.

by dayglomom February 19, 2010

coochie man

When one is thy man of coochie.

Female: hello🙂
Male: I am coochie man.
Female: *barks*

by Caca.lover49 October 24, 2020

Pepper Cooch

You know what black pepper looks like? Well imagine going into the bathroom and looking at the seat and you find what looks like pepper sprinkled all over the surface. If it's a special day, you might also see pieces of pubes too! This is most common in female bathrooms and come from dirty girls who leave presents on the toilet seat for other people to find.

Damn! She's hella dirty. Pepper cooch for real. She just left it all over the seat. *barfing noise*

by sugar_bear42 January 23, 2011

Coochie sweater

The large patch of pubic hair in the vaginal region that keeps your coochie warm during the cold temperatures

I’m so glad I grew out my coochie sweater to keep my coochie warm during the winter.

by Whore Donna June 7, 2018