Coolstify

When a person makes a mistake or does something embarrassing and attempts to justify it by saying only cool people do it.

Example 1:
Man 1: "I cried when I watched Titanic."
Man 2: "You're a pussy."
Man 1: "Hey, only real men cry during Titanic!"
Man 1: "You're just trying to Coolstify yourself."

Example 2:
Man 1: "I just sucked that guy's dick."
Man 2: "Dude, that's gay!"
Man 1: "Only cool guys suck other guy's dicks."
Man 2: "No, you're gay."

by Sembree January 23, 2013

Coolserly

The most annoying type of person. They think they're cooler than shit, when in reality, they are beyond loserly. This is the opposite of losecooly.

A:"Ugh that girl over there is so coolserly!"
B:"Why?"
A:"She is so obviously loserly, yet she's trying to hang out with the popular kids."

by Loserlynat October 19, 2013

coonus

A person of afican american origin, usually named timmy, fred, julius or kudzi

me: have you met that cool guy called kudzi?
man/woman: no but he sound like a cool coonus.

by coontastic 69 February 2, 2018

corlussy

corlussy; a short asian girl who is more commonly known as chloroplast, coral, costco, chlorophyll, clueless, chemo, cordless, swamp rat, cory, dwarf, short demon, gremlin, goblin, feral musk rat, tree-girl, simp, lonely short person, sewer dweller, 15th wheeler, 11th wheeler, 21st wheeler, circus elephant right legs pinky toe and/or bad science explainer.

"corlussy how tall are you? OH WAIT, we all know you're 4'2."

by Velociraptor Eater December 10, 2022

coolster

A person who emitts a great aura of coolness.

Sometimes "funking" may be used to emphasise the coolness.

"What a funking coolster you are!"

by Greg the coolster November 11, 2006

collusionist

A “Collusionist” is basically than same exact thing as a “Conspiracy Theorist”. The largest distinction differentiating the two is that the “Collusionist” are considered as a much more highly reliable and credible expert. Their views and positions are all based on true actual data as when compared to the “Conspiracy Theorist”. Which in turn, their views should always be regarded or addressed to as them being off their Medications and if they are not presently taking any Medications, they need to be immediately prescribed as to conform to the true “Collusionist’s” Pre-Approved Stance on the issue being currently discussed.

The “Collusionist’s” Research and Data, is also notably regarded for their accuracy relating to any controversial subject matter. These Individuals, Groups or Societies can be often be seen, heard or read about and are frequently much quoted as such on all the major Mainstream Media(MSM) News Outlets present today.

The word “Collusionist” being used properly in a sentence;

“I am not a Conspiracy Theorist, I am a Collusionist…, there’s big difference!”

by mMGRHMow March 10, 2017

Coolest kid

Coolest kid could be anyone.
You wouldn’t know who.

LAME Kid1: Hey, who’s the coolest kid around here?
LAME Kid2: Only the one and only Coolkid89!
LAME Kid3: WOW! Their name even sounds cool!

by Not Niki December 8, 2021