Cooley Tat

The tattoo a homo gets of another man.

The name originates from Chris Cooley, but Cooley is the not the homo, he's the other man. Rapper Wale, aka fag bag, got a tat of Chris Cooley on his ass.

Wale: "Yeah, I got a Cooley Tat! So what? I love Chris Cooley"

Chris Cooley: "Dude, I'm straight!"

Wale: "Yeah, well I'm not! I'm gay!"

by streeter77 May 9, 2010

Cooley

A person of African descent who is mixed with Native American, Indian or white who was born with straight(er) hair.

She’s Cooley so when you blow dry her hair, it looks like she has a relaxer but she doesn’t.

by Brickhouse492 May 15, 2018

Cooley Sweats

an overly perspiring gluteus maximus.

Wow all that heat & humidity has given me a serous case of
Cooley Sweats!

by johnnypump February 5, 2010

cooklet

Someone who can barely cook. inspired by brainlet

Samantha: I made grilled chicken for dinner!
Rob: What a cooklet!

by zerze April 7, 2020

alyssa cooksey

sc; alyssacooksey19 📲

add my snap i’m alyssa cooksey

by fuck it we ball November 10, 2022

Coakley

A beautiful and intelligent woman who deserves the world. She supports everyone in any endeavour. You can ALWAYS count on Coakley to brighten your day. She is caring, thoughtful, and selfless, yet asks for nothing in return. If you can be half of the woman Coakley is, you will be successful in life.

If you get a Coakley, you are the luckiest man alive!
Coakley has jacked up knees.

by sjcheer11 November 8, 2018

Thomas M Cooley Law School

The largest ABA accredited law school in the United States. The main campus is located in downtown Lansing, Michigan. Cooley is famous for its lax admissions, but infamous for its difficulty and attrition rate. The faculty sets extremely high standards for all law students. Unlike other law schools, Cooley still uses a pure Socratic method and all exams are closed book. Cooley students are required to take courses that other law schools deem electives. Some of these courses include: Secured Transactions, Business Organizations, Taxation, Wills, and Evidence. Now in its 36th year, Cooley continues to graduate large classes of well qualified, well prepared lawyers. Cooley’s good reputation will continue to grow as more and more graduates achieve success in the legal profession.

Cooley is somewhat of an underdog law school that gives individuals with lower GPAs or LSAT scores a chance to earn Law Degrees. Cooley is often criticized and mocked by elite law school. However, their criticisms are almost always unfounded and often amount to nothing more than blue blooded snobbery and elitism.

Jim must have worked his butt off because he survived his first term at "Thomas M Cooley Law School".

by Tax Laywer DTP February 19, 2010