thomas cooley

nigga that is bent and not straight he licks rapists giant nobs and grasses up every fucker going, has pheasant on Thursday.

hes a thomas cooley

by sc-elliehunt2004 February 9, 2018

under cooked

not yet mature; adolescent

He still plays video games and rides his skate board. At 26 years old there are signs of him still being under cooked.

by talk2me-JCH2 May 31, 2022

Matt Cooke

The biggest douche to ever lace up a pair of hockey skates. Plays dirty and has nearly ended the careers of multiple players with his cheap headshots and flying elbows.

Pens fans love this prick despite the fact that he could kill someone.

Hey did you see Matt Cooke hit that guy last night? He gave him a concussion and almost ended his career

And this is any different than normal how...

by Marielmb February 26, 2011

cooked

a way of describing a scenario, person or object in an extremely negative way.

Bro #1: yo homie that girl is cooked as fuck.
Bro #2: shits cooked.

by tvdropper December 2, 2016

Cokey

A delicious cookie containing a mighty amount of midnight sugar.

“Linny, get me a delicious snack!”

“From the cokey jar?”
“YEAH, one with all that midnight sugar! Make it two actually!”

by Rpenty June 26, 2018

Cooked out

When you're so high you can barely speak.

Man carl is so cooked out he needs to lay off the green

by Luder420 December 6, 2016

Cooked Lewis

The Cooked Lewis was established between 2015-2016 period, the photo is very bright and can cause blindness. There is a Instgram account Cooked_Lewis_Apparel.

If you see a Cooked Lewis, Run and close your eyes.

by CookedLewis October 17, 2018