Cooz

A jacuzzi, hot tub or spa

I wish I had a cooz so I could just relax my muscles with a cold beer

by mylesaway23 June 5, 2018

Cooze

(n.) A cooze is a superficial, shallow, provincial, and generally ignorant girl, who is so intellectually and socially repulsive, that their only redeeming qualities come in the from of sex appeal. Thus, their only value to society comes in the form of their oozing, jizz filled vag. They often sluts, and are commonly considered the most contemptable, worthless wastes of life on the planet.

"Ohh, god damnit, don't pick up the phone, I don't want to talk to that worthless fuckin' cooze. Society would seriously be better off if she'd fuckin' die in a fire."

by Jean-Paul St. Croix July 31, 2008

Coolzies

A more interesting way of saying cool.

Girls with red hair and braces are so Coolzies.

by Hoobster #Hope is a scrub March 5, 2015

Ghetto Coozie

Brown paper bag used to conceal a 40 oz beer. Commonly seen around hood liquor stores everywhere.

Hey yo, put that 40 of Magnum in a ghetto coozie, police is outside.

by Wayne Woj January 27, 2009

Coozay

An exclamation demonstrating a general feeling of excitement or agreement; Usually appropriate in lucid and euphoric states. While intoxication is generally sufficient, it is not requisite.

Q. Pete thinks we should go to Atlantic City this weekend. What do you guys think?

A. "COOZAY!"

by Grubey-Tuesday September 19, 2011

Coldzoned

When one person gives another person a cold and apologises prefusely and asks for forgiveness. Then the other person doesn't give a shit and gives them back an even worse cold.

"Aw man, Shiva gave Julia some awful cold"
"Yeah but it's fine now cuz she coldzoned him"

by Big Rick Astley Daddy January 15, 2017

coodies

a deadly disease that little girls give little boys by way of physical contact, especially kisses

oh my goodness!!!!! jill gave johnny coodies!!!! he's a goner :-(

by jello.orgy.massacre June 14, 2009