couchetard

A more affectionate way of calling someone a retard or a douchetard. Meant as an insult, but not as a serious one; often used between friends.

Inspired by Couche-Tard, the Canadian convenience store chain. "Couche-tard" is French for "night owl", literally meaning "goes to bed late." But because of its similarity in sound to the English insult douchetard, "couchetard" was converted into an English-language insult with a meaning similar to douchetard but less offensive -- even bordering on affectionate.

Also "couchetarded", adj.

He's my best friend, but let's be honest, he can be a couchetard sometimes when he's not thinking.

by Mr. X April 4, 2005

coochee

snatch,pussy,cunt,shaky pudding,honey hole whatever

Jessica,give me some coochee...........Please. I like your choochee I mean coochee, got to have some, I need some right now.

by Jerry February 25, 2004

coochense

when something makes you really uncomfortable, and your coochie tenses up!

person 1: did you see the group chat?
person 2: yes omg the message trixie sent made me so coochense!

by wellwhenlifegivesyoulemons November 19, 2020

coochense

when something makes you so uncomfortable that your coochie tenses up

Person A: did you see that meme that sam sent in the group chat

Person B: yes omg it made me so coochense

by whenlifegivesyoulemons1014 November 29, 2020

pinchy cooched

When an individual becomes pissed off about something, extremely angry.

Sarah became pinchy cooched after Jason told her to stop being so fucking nosey.

by StephyJ October 28, 2007

Conchetta

Conchetta is a very rare name and one of the most beautiful I've ever heard. Conchetta's are friendly, funny, trustworthy, loveable, pretty no they're beautiful, gorgeous, have pretty hair and a beautiful smile. The sound of their laughter is very unique and every time you hear her laugh you just want to laugh too, because this is one of the best sounds you'll ever get to hear. Conchetta's have a beautiful skin, it's just perfect. They have a beautiful body and a good style how they dress themselves. They are very ambitious, talented, smart and honest. If you have a conchetta as a best or good friend do everything to keep her because it is going to be one of the best things in your live that ever happens to you.

You always have a lot of fun with conchetta because she is a positive person and it's very funny to be around her.

She laugh about bad jokes just because it was that bad that it became funny again. You don't understand, well she does.

A: Oh my gosh she is gorgeous!! Who is she ?

B: Well she's pretty and clever it must me a conchetta.

by Bcjana July 12, 2016

coocher

a vagina,

often used when talking about a pretty girl.

"So I stuck my weiner in her coocher and she said Don't ever stop the pleasuring processes."

by Alowishus April 13, 2004