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home of the most loyal girls despite the ugly uniform also home of the most attractive females ,everyman needs an alpha girl in their life.
shes so loyal she must attend convent of mercy academy “alpha”

shes so pretty she must attend convent of mercy academy “alpha”.
by benzpunani January 1, 2023
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A Catholic, money-hungry and all-girls school on the Upper East Side of NYC. This school lacks diversity and very few families have girls on financial aid; most are paying full tuition, which is A LOT. The extremely rich families also make large donations to "help" the school, which already has TONS of money. This school will take a loaded girl who is extremely stupid, which can get very frustrating to the girls who are actually smart. Some of the girls who go to the school are so amazingly dumb that it seems unreal. In addition, there are many cliques, formed by the few "popular girls" in each grade, who are all loud, exclusive, rude, obnoxious, and lacking CSH values. They look down on and bully other girls who are not "like them", and, to make matters worse, the teachers have given up on trying to make their behavior better because the girls choose to ignore the rules no matter what, and that is something that the teachers choose not to deal with. Because of this, girls can get away with their skirt lengths, wearing nail polish, using their phone in the building, while others cannot, which is not fair whatsoever. CSH is also extremely behind in academics, and girls who are new in middle school usually already know ALL of the things they are taught that year. The girls who try to apply out and go to different schools have hard times on the tests they have to take from lack of proper education from the school, and struggle to make it out without rigorous tutoring.
Do you see those Convent of the Sacred Heart NYC girls over there huddled in a circle?
Yeah.. why are they being so exclusive?
by i need to figure out life March 21, 2019
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Convent way

A notorious presence tied to Convent Way, known more by fear than by faces. They don’t advertise, don’t explain, and don’t need to. The street changes when you step onto it—cars slow down, conversations end, instincts kick in. Locals know better than to stare, ask questions, or linger too long. Nothing loud ever happens, but everyone knows why. Convent Way has a reputation, and it’s carried by the gangsters who run it without ever having to prove they do.
I wouldn’t want to go through convent way, it’s too scary!
by 412 cway January 25, 2026
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CHIJ St Theresa's Convent

CHIJ St Theresa's Convent is the the home of hotties. Known for their good hockey team and great suffering in sports CCAs (etc Track and Field #NopainNogame), they are also known for their absolutely hardworking students. Theresians are very kind and once they get to know you more they can be quite fun to be with. They may sometimes seem cold on the outside but inside they are 101% hotter than your ex. If you ever wanna find one just go Tiong or Vivo can already. (Legend says, their toilets are filled with posters of baby feet and they even have an STC toilet review Instagram page...)
"Sialah! Why got so many blue ghosts at Tiong! Must be those ah girl from CHIJ St Theresa's Convent."
by Mr Rickz August 21, 2021
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i could eat a nun's arse through a convent gate

Indication of being very hungry indeed.
'I'm so hungry, I could eat a nun's arse through a convent gate.'
by mockschmock December 9, 2006
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Jumping Convent

This girl all about me for 3 months, then she suddenly decided to start jumping convent.
by Scrabble Muffin Puncher January 24, 2023
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Chij Katong convent

Where most educated lesbians who are good in literature and arts are born
Your a chij Katong convent girl? That explains alot
by #smeggzy August 15, 2021
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