contactless fuck

A term describing sex in the time of COVID.

We used to call it phone sex but now we refer to it as a contactless fuck.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 27, 2020

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The Night of Conky

A night where your friend shows up at your house, gets all drunk, and starts talking like Conky from Trailer Park Boys. He/she might also whip out a miniature Conky puppet to add to the effect.

Rachelle: Ravvviiiinnneee.
Colin: Hey Rachelle, how much have you have to drink tonight?
Rachelle: I don't know, stuuupiiid.
Fannie: Somebody take that puppet away from her. It's really pissing me off.
Andrzej: It's The Night of Conky!

by cokemidget August 14, 2009

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body contact

cuddling without the cuddling connotation for the manly men of craigslist casual encounters

Im looking for a chill guy who isnt too experienced and who is young. I wanna watch porn, JO, bj. plus I like body contact. Then just chill at your place and see where things lead to.

by beautyofthebeast May 15, 2010

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Contype

It mainly identifies as a person that constantly makes mistakes while typing a text or any form of “typing-communication”. As we all know, there is already a term for a misspelled typing, which is typo. But for this term, it is to identify the person as a constant typo-er.

“Sorry what do you mean? If only you don’t contype, I might be able to understand you.”

by tnw21 April 4, 2019

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contadine

is a word that isn't as raunchy as it sounds. It means an Italian peasant girl, but will probably never again come up in civilized conversation unless you are in the opperetta, The Gondoleirs.

Pronounced: con tuh deen ay

Gondoliers: Signorine io tammo!
Contadine: Contadine Siamo :(

by nonyo Binness March 14, 2008

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