contraceptives

The practice of putting your smartphone in your jeans pocket, as it obstructs your fertility when it's incidentally expensive to raise kids these days.

I’m all about contraceptives these days; my phone is practically glued to my pocket!

by Emotional Cruiser August 10, 2025

Contraception

stops the babies booming

put the contraception in a get babies easy

by PlayCraftedLands November 18, 2020

Contraceptive personality

A personality type which causes you to luck out with those you are trying to date.

Joe has tried to score with three girls so far tonight, but every time, his contraceptive personality got in the way, and we was denied.

by Nick WJ May 2, 2023

Source contraception

When the girl wants babies but not the guy, but to please her, he still uses no condoms.

Sike, he disconected his balls.

"Are you serious? You want a baby too?!"

"Yeah baby, anything for you"

(Disconects his balls)

"Hehe, not today fam, lemme source contraception."

by Dedzi March 3, 2020