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Consultant

A self-proclaimed expert that extorts inflated fees from a host company in return for vague and predominently incorrect business advice.
The successful consultant detaches from its host at the exact moment its parasitic qualities are discovered by upper management. Thus, the successful consultant's term of engagement will last from months to years, until a mildly attentive decision-maker realizes that their burning ray of hope is all talk. Note that some middle managers and all other employees of the host will immediately recognize the consultant as a pathogen.
In order to gain access to a viable host, the consultant preys upon upper managements' lack of job expertise and unrealisistic dreams of grandure. By using a string of buzz-words and metaphors that appear as incoherent babble to most humans, the consultant will usually succeed in gaining an assignment to fix a non-existant problem purportedly caused by the host's employees.
"The consultant said that, once he has some free band-width, he will interface with his vast array of important contacts, leverage some syergies, and bring us up to speed with the rest of the industry.....No, really, those were his exact words."
by Booger Snow August 2, 2008
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Constantinople Reach around

The Constantinople reach around is where one male is laying back on the floor and the other male is squatting over his face. The male on his back then proceeds to give a thumbs up sign and finger the other male's asshole
Jim gave me the good ol' Constantinople Reach Around last night!
by exotiic November 21, 2016
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Constança

Constança is a name of bravery.
Constança dominates the force. The army of Constança's was trained by yoda himself, and is known because of it's immense power.
She's a ninja, even known as a secret agent, if you are enemies with a Constança, I suggest you change it, but if you're lucky to be her friend, keep her.
Don't try to mess with her, because when it comes to stand up for herself or her friends, she's what we call, "fucked up"
"Afraid of nothing she is. My best student she became" Yoda spoke.
& "that girl seems to be 'one of the guys' , she must be a Constança"
by iammarian August 24, 2017
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Constant Fear

Being in constant fear is have anxiety always. NO matter what you do on certain days everything sucks and is scary.
Also it is a popular sound cloud rap group check them out.
by FArt Pee October 9, 2019
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Consistantpation

When you can't shit but its all the bloody time.
Hey bro you wanna play Minecraft?
Nah bro I've got consistantpation.
Oh shoot bro that sucks, get well soon.
by TMKeel21 December 1, 2021
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Milestone Consulting

World domination through the power of positive thinking and outlandish work ethic. Generating success through the "work hard, play hard" enviroment while caring and helping others reach a milestone in their career.
Today is my day to start Milestone Consulting.
by John Blevins July 8, 2012
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Constantin

The person who goes by this name is definitely most handsome, funny and nice guy you will ever meet. Firstly he will seem kinda odd, but when you are going to know him better, he will turn out to be very soulful. If you have a Constantin keep him and never let him go. It’s probably the best thing that can happen to your life. Professional advice: Get yourself a Constantin as friend/bf !

Oh and he definitely has a big dick.
(person): “why are you so happy?“
(girl): “because my boyfriend is a Constantin and always makes me happy“
(some person): “oh wow i’m so jealous. how can a person be as perfect as Constantin?“
(girl): “there is no possible way to be as perfect as these people. sorry BRO you fucked up
The end of the story: the person commits genocide out of jealousy.
by notme69420 September 5, 2020
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