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A goblin like creature that lives on mushrooms that has very bad constipation problems, that can oftenly be heard in a forest in Germany late at night and it sounds like kids laughing and while there's a monster screaming.
I couldn't sleep last night because the constipated german ass goblin was disturbing my sleep.
by brandon moby April 29, 2006
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sexually constipated

When someone's sexual desires and lust become pent up due to reasons outside their control. It may result in sick sexual fetishes like tentacle rape, tubgirls, bestiality etc...
If you ever looked at a doujin comic from Japan, you can tell their whole culture is extremely sexually constipated due to the vast amounts of disgusting fetishes they draw.
by MechaTC October 30, 2005
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Socially Constipated

The inability to attend a social gathering despite really wanting to go.
Ryan is socially constipated. He wanted to go to the party but no matter how hard he tried he just couldn't go.
by RBass3000 October 6, 2011
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emotionally constipated

Without emotion. When one cannot express emotion for the life of them. Its like being constipated minus the shit. You just fail to show emotion towards anything. You just can't be emotional. Unlike actual constipation this does not go away after time.
Most men are emotionally constipated. Get used to it :)
by deb101deb June 24, 2009
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constipated

you cannot take a dump because your butthole is messed up at the moment, but you cannot poop for a looong time
ohhh man, I have shat for 2 weeks!

Damn! you must be constipated!
by yoimfromtokyobizatch March 1, 2004
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constitooted

Constitooted; con-sti-toot-ed ; Similar to constipated, however one lacks the ability to release gas rather than fecal matter.
After I ate that burrito earlier, I got so gassy that I was constitooted. Because of it, I got a stomach ache.
by jadaflower234 June 12, 2011
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Constipunted

The feeling when you try to come up with a pun, but are getting nothing.
When I was trying to come up with the name for the definition, I couldn't think of a pun. I was constipunted.
by OhLookItsMax January 30, 2017
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