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anal conquistador

One who ventures into ass holes which no one else will go.

this has been used for a long time before sept 2nd, and definately not in lewiston.
Dalton travelled down Rosie O'Donnell's hershey highway last night.

Holy hell what an anal conquistador.
by Belly626 September 17, 2006
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World Conquest Moderation Team

WC Mods are power tripping assholes that ban people for absolutely no reason and have zero justification and usually get away with it. “well that’s just a normal discord mod?” Well there’s a twist, they are either A full on Taliban supporter ( Noorullah ) or a fat fuck that instigates fights like an asshat. There’s also the Child Predator AKA linkwhy.
by typicalasshole June 28, 2022
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Bonquesha

Bonquesha is a ratchet thot who steals ALL YO MANZZZZ. And wears white crocs and a Speedo everywhere she goes. If she’s not in a Speedo she’ll be flexing on you wit her dang gucci slides
BRUHHH that bonquesha stole mah manzzzz

My brother told me he was gay the said but bonquesha is a babe and I’ll still smash her!
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Conquistasnoring

Snoring so loud it carries across to the room next door (thus invading it).

This condition can only be remedied by wearing a large metal helmet while sleeping.
"My dad was conquistasnoring all last night. He conquered the whole house!"
by MayDayX May 6, 2015
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Stinky Conquistador

The act of performing anal stimulation through the insertion of the entire hand up the ass crack.
Mary isn't able to sit down, walk straight, or go to the bathroom after the Stinky Conquistador I gave her!
by Drewpy January 26, 2005
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Backdoor conquistador

Derogatory slang for "gay". See fudge-packer or ass bandit.
Someone told me Bruce was a backdoor conquistador.

The Giants are a bunch of backdoor conquistadors.
by Mercury1 August 8, 2005
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Conquested

A person you have previously had casual sex with.
"I haven't conquested that one yet but she's on the list."
by Bdizzle562 October 28, 2009
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