coronostalgic

God, don't you just miss the days when you could hop on a plane to see your crush just to be jilted out of "fear"

Is a full moon coming up? Im feeling coronostalgic, man.

by Krkič April 25, 2020

Colonoscopy

The over-use of smilies, often as an entire message in an SMS or instant messaging. The reason for the word being called "Colonoscopy" is that most smilies utilise the colon symbol ":".

Perry: What do you think of that movie?
Timothy: :) :/ :( :P :S :D
Perry: Stop that colonoscopy, fool!

by Lord Aexerus February 25, 2011

Explosive Colonoscopy

A sex move where the male attaches a lit firecracker onto the head of his penis. Then proceeds to insert his penis along with the firecracker into a woman’s anus. Thus causing the woman’s anus an colon to explode.

Brodie, last night I had to take some chick to the ER after I did the craziest Explosive Colonoscopy.

by braindead September 8, 2018

Colonoscophobia

Being deathly afraid of having things shoved into your asshole, for whatever reason.

Ed's at a much higher risk of colon cancer due to his colonoscophobia. Also, he's definitely not gay.

by fred ledge September 11, 2011

Colonoscopenis

A guy who prefers the ass.

Hey what's up colonoscopenis?

by Normalnametaken October 26, 2016

colonoscopy

When the doctors stick a camera up your butt to see if your organic butt plug has bumps

"I'm getting my colonoscopy soon"
"That sucks!"

by TheSusWordNerd March 15, 2022

Colonoscopy

Irish brain surgery

Colonoscopy I just had Irish brain surgery (colonoscopy) When They went up my rear end they found 3 four leaf clovers and a lucky horseshoe. That explains your luck at the casino

by anonymous April 12, 2022