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Conjugemos

Absolutely dogshit. The worst Spanish website I was ever forced to do. That bastard frog looks at me and it makes me sick. My Spanish teacher is teaching grades above what we're supposed to be learning and then makes do this bullshit. It's timed and every time you get a question wrong that stupid ass frog makes a face and you have do another question. This quickly racks up to tons of questions that would take an hour to do. If I have to do one more of assignment on the fucking website I'm gonna jump of the goddamn Devon tower.
Tim: Yo we need to do more of that conjugemos shit today.

Ted: Pass me that razor blade, I can't take this anymore, not today.
by Enrico Pucci October 29, 2021
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+1 conjuring

When engaging in masturbatory fantasy using mental images to conjure sexual memories or scenarios in your mind's eye. After coming, it is polite to text the individual, "+1 conjuring," to let them know you have conjured their presence and came hard.
You: Hey babe, I just got off and leveled up! +1 conjuring.

Them: Thank you Kanye, very cool!
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conure

a conure is a anaimal with beak talons wings fethers
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Concured

1)The act of agreeing. Used typically by PC gamers.
2) Stating that something in true with no shadow of a doubt.
Person one: "Anna Kournikova is the best looking athlete of all time."
Person two: "I coucure" or "Concured"
by Will February 24, 2005
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Cojure

Adjective that means the modified object is neither a pig nor a banana.
Man, that shit is so kosher it's not even kosher - it's cojure.

Can you recall what the suspect looked like?
No man, but I can tell you he was definitely cojure.
by Meister Troizimias March 20, 2009
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Conjuled

A collection of different substances gathered together in an unwanted place
The shower's blocked! The dirt and hair has conjuled at the bottom.
by Bernard Tiggles March 4, 2014
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Conjument

Something that you are proud of, or a skillful move!
If one checkmates another, he shouts "Conjument"!
by JE July 16, 2004
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