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contarded

constepated and retarded put together
She so contarded, I hate her.
by jaki January 18, 2004
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contarton

a contarton is a cross between a container and a carton.
it brought some great laughs at lunch the other day, the word slipped out, now it's certified!
by Anonymous April 2, 2003
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contard

noun
/conˈtärd/
1. an individual, whose thinking process has been
rendered impaired by political correctness and the
failure to understand that people are responsible
for their actions and the world does not owe lazy
or stupid people a living.
That contard voted for someone with no qualifications to be president and now everyone is losing his old health care coverage.
by mc rob January 11, 2019
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Contarded

A word used to insult someone. It means a constipated retard mostly used when someone is acting stupid... or their constipated.
OMG becky your so contarded today!
by Olive_loves_someone November 15, 2006
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contarded

Britney Spears is so conceieted. thinks she's so hot when she's just a has been whore. she's retarded too, who lets a baby sit in their lap while they're driving. man, she's so contarded.
by Lola_lola23_2 September 21, 2006
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contarded

of being contorted and/or retarded
diving off that bridge was really "contarded"!!!
by a. nonimouse July 6, 2003
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Contarini

a guy who has spent eight years in banking
i would like to do 200k
can you do my 200k
have you done my 200k
did you confirm my 200k

euh can i cancel my 200k
by l August 5, 2004
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