congrets

noun- /kuhn-grets/ What you offer when you don't know if you should be saying congratulations or sympathies.

ex. "So you broke up with the person who made you miserable? Well, congrets!"

by MsKitten November 25, 2010

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conguesture

portmanteau of guess and conjecture

He made a conguesture.

by polijk November 13, 2011

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congrenegation

Forbidden gathering of ten or more people.

Laws of congrenegation went into effect, in an effort to slow the spread of the virus.

by Monkey's Dad March 22, 2020

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congentation

when you drink some cold ass water and you feel it in your body

person 1: “bro this water is so congentagious”
person 2: “wtf is that supposed to mean bruh???”
person 3: “ermmm actually congentation is when you feel water ☝️”
person 2 and 1: stfu timmy

by BananaAgent1 March 29, 2024

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Congwentious

An adjective describing a person named Gwen who is, overall, quite contentious. Best used sparingly, usage of this word in the presence of its target may lead to mass destruction.

Person 1: She is just always rejecting everything anyone says!
Person 2: Makes sense; she epitomizes congwentious behavior!

by DaniadicusThe1st June 11, 2024

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