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Congestion

1. People that are stuck in high school (because they couldn’t get into college), the high school state of mind(because they didn’t get to graduate with their class.), or college (because they don't care what they do in life and they get to waste daddy's money on their otherwise worthless education).
2. A person that thinks that they are worthless and is just passing through life oh so sluggish.
There is so much congestion at school you could make a wig out of all the gray hairs lying on the floor.
by DominiqueRB November 1, 2006
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double connective

A device for making your argument stronger.Phrases such as therefore and thus can be used as double connectives to ram your point home.
Selina didn't believe that the double connective existed therefore dan put it on urban dictionary thus convincing her of it's existence.
by broomfieldboy March 19, 2014
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congressive

One who is/one who has a tendency to, waste time and energy. A congressive person is usually unproductive or when being congressive, are in a general lackadaisical denial of more important stuff they have to do.
If your mate was trying to fix something and got hung up on stuff that doesn't really matter in terms of getting the end desired result, you might say "Come on man! Can you just stop being so congressive man!" or "You're being so congressive! stop doing that and focus on the more important things you gotta do!".

Or.... On a friday evening after having done green tings with your homes and you're all afterburnt and your homie steps in a brother's place of dwelling and be you'd say "aww hell no man, I've been doing nothin for 2 hours man!" to which he'd reply, "maaan, you so congressive, you trippin".
by ltetolcl October 10, 2013
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congestipated

The feeling of being congested and having your nose completely stuffed up, without the possibility of relief by blowing your nose or coughing.
I can't go to work today, I can't breathe, I'm totally congestipated.
by me66in January 27, 2009
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Conceptive

The opposite of contraceptive; someone or something that gets knocked up in a most regular way.
Q: How come Katie didn't come to my knockin bbq?

A: You know how conceptive she is, she was probably back at the clinic.
by terrapin February 4, 2010
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Congestion Errection

When a sneeze gives you a boner
I rushed to the bathroom after getting a congestion errection
by Get away dad! April 1, 2019
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congestinate

The liability of the reli Johnson’s
I’ll really congestinate you
by Reli Johnson May 6, 2019
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