by uttam maharjan January 19, 2013
Get the congenitopathy mug.CGS occurs when fauxhemian parents give their child some kind of peculiar and difficult-to-escape legacy derived from their particular brand of fauxhemianism.
The most common legacy is a "unique" (bizarre) name, or respelling of a common name, that they are convinced will identify the child as "creative" (pretentious) or "special" (too stupid to spell her own name). Examples of the first include "Dakota Cheyenne", "Iriniel Moonchilde", or anything Elvish or Klingon; examples of the second include "Cymberliy", "Djennifr", and "Padraigh" (unless one or both parents actually are native Irish and/or speak Gaelic).
Other legacies include odd religious traditions (say, Raelianism, or, Invisible Pink Unicorn help us all, Scientology); teaching the child an invented language such as Quenya, Klingon, or Lojban as hir native tongue; and attempting to raise a non-intersex child as an androgyne.
The most common legacy is a "unique" (bizarre) name, or respelling of a common name, that they are convinced will identify the child as "creative" (pretentious) or "special" (too stupid to spell her own name). Examples of the first include "Dakota Cheyenne", "Iriniel Moonchilde", or anything Elvish or Klingon; examples of the second include "Cymberliy", "Djennifr", and "Padraigh" (unless one or both parents actually are native Irish and/or speak Gaelic).
Other legacies include odd religious traditions (say, Raelianism, or, Invisible Pink Unicorn help us all, Scientology); teaching the child an invented language such as Quenya, Klingon, or Lojban as hir native tongue; and attempting to raise a non-intersex child as an androgyne.
Your name is ... what? How do you pronounce, um, that? How do you even _spell_ that? 'tlhIHuQ miHan'? Oh. Do you mind if I call you 'Dave'?" -- "Mrs. Haney, she's got Congenital Fauxhemian Syndrome. We just call her 'Stevie'.
by DancingKali April 28, 2011
Get the Congenital Fauxhemian Syndrome mug.when a person tries to give a lecture that makes them look smarter than they really are by using big words.
"Those flatulence are an inconvenience to homosapiens everywhere!"
"Thanks for the condential Jean..."
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by sam June 19, 2006
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addicted to convenience.
(it takes hold without our awareness is immediately addictive, recovery is unheard of, side effects are passed to subsequent generations)
this is another one from the little alien I found
in a story "Insights from Elsewhere"
addicted to convenience.
(it takes hold without our awareness is immediately addictive, recovery is unheard of, side effects are passed to subsequent generations)
this is another one from the little alien I found
in a story "Insights from Elsewhere"
yes…you kinda earthguys not so fitting...humanguys conveniated...humanguys want easy, fast, pop-in-mouth, instink (instant?) faster, easier, remote-control…you unnerstanding cost...?
by eARThguy February 7, 2010
Get the CONVENIATED mug.The portion "con" comes from the word "con", as in to con someone into giving you a piece of ass.
Genital, comes from the word "Genutwurst" which is german for Vagina.
Hence, congenital means to trick a pussy into accepting your mammoth cock.
Genital, comes from the word "Genutwurst" which is german for Vagina.
Hence, congenital means to trick a pussy into accepting your mammoth cock.
by OrificeEnhancer September 8, 2009
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Get the congealed mug.a person who constantly thinks up, writes or tweets lies about their sex life. usually a neglected child who'll think up anything to spice up their life, but are too thick to know when the game's up and spot that people see through their bull.
OMFG! that derek's such a congenitalia liar! he's been on facebook all night lying about his conquests! he's never pulled anyone!
by gomble April 23, 2011
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