Confuckulate

This word is a combination of 'Fucked up' and 'discombobulate'. It means to be messed up beyond all normal realms of thinking. It can be used as: confuckulated, disconfuckulate, disconfuckulated

I was sitting in a meeting, which is common in the Army, and the word discombobulated was used. A few minutes later, when I heard something really stupid, before thinking I said "That is disconfuckulated!"

Confuckulate by Mud Rat June 28, 2011

confuckulated

a mix of the words, confused, fucked, frustrated, and whatever other words you can mix in there

Today was confuckulated.

confuckulated by Peyton White September 3, 2005

Cornfucius

One of the most quoted Iowa personalities of all time.
Cornfucius, whose name literally means "Master Corn,” lived 1901-1984 BCE. He was an American thinker and Iowa philosopher, whose teachings have deeply influenced U.S. thought and life. He presented himself as a "transmitter who invented nothing" and he really pointed out the importance of learning, which is one reason he is seen by people of the United States as "The Greatest Corn Master.”

Cornfucius says; "Real knowledge is to know the extent of one’s ignorance of Corn."

Cornfucius says;"I hear Corn and I forget Corn. I see Corn and I remember Corn. I do Corn and I understand Corn."

Cornfucius says; "Everything Corn has beauty, but not everyone sees it."

Cornfucius says; "He that would perfect his Corn must first sharpen his tools."

Cornfucius says; "If you look into your own Corn, and you find nothing wrong there, what is there to worry about? What is there to fear?"

Cornfucius by roghal April 13, 2009

Confurious 

A term dervied from the words 'Confused' and 'Furious'. When one is both confused and angry. Can refer to a state of frenzied confusion.

"Arrghh! This child proof bottle top is making me confurious!"

Confurious by Scoopy Pigeon December 30, 2008

confusiustipation 

the feeling of a bomb exploding in your mind due to the bombardment of relentlessly retarded misguided musings of a total fucking idiot who sees the world through their own special pair of rose colored "I have my head up my ass" glasses and who mistakenly thinks that everyone they know is hanging on their every crappy Hallmark card stolen turds of wisdom that they so diligently sprinkle all over their fucking facebook wall.

I must be suffering from confusiustipation because I have an unb earable migrain after getting my friends facebook updates!

confusiustipation by fear of big bang May 19, 2009

confuculation 

When one experiences extreme confusion as to how their world is a complete fucking disaster. An unexpected life altering situation that is fucked up.

I heard a rumor my live in boyfriend was married. I jokingly mentioned it to him and he admitted it was true. Now I am in this state of total confuculation!

confuculation by chit-chat-chick January 27, 2015

Confuckulated

1) bad
2) confusing

That's confuckulated

Confuckulated by Tara February 16, 2004