Cornfucius

One of the most quoted Iowa personalities of all time.
Cornfucius, whose name literally means "Master Corn,” lived 1901-1984 BCE. He was an American thinker and Iowa philosopher, whose teachings have deeply influenced U.S. thought and life. He presented himself as a "transmitter who invented nothing" and he really pointed out the importance of learning, which is one reason he is seen by people of the United States as "The Greatest Corn Master.”

Cornfucius says; "Real knowledge is to know the extent of one’s ignorance of Corn."

Cornfucius says;"I hear Corn and I forget Corn. I see Corn and I remember Corn. I do Corn and I understand Corn."

Cornfucius says; "Everything Corn has beauty, but not everyone sees it."

Cornfucius says; "He that would perfect his Corn must first sharpen his tools."

Cornfucius says; "If you look into your own Corn, and you find nothing wrong there, what is there to worry about? What is there to fear?"

Cornfucius by roghal April 13, 2009

Confucius 

(Not literally) a confused person even though this person probably should be as cognizant a famous Chinese philosopher

Whoa whoa slow down I'm Confucius

Confucius by Pap¡ October 21, 2016

Confucius 

One of the most influential thinkers of all time. He lived durring the Spring and Autum Period, durring the decline of Zhou China. Confucius tried and failed to obtain political office in his lifetime, and his greatest legacy is in the Analacets which his diciples compiled after his death.

Confucius stresses a simple life of filial piety and devotion to ritual. Like most great thinkers, his ideas would eventually be mangled beyond recognition by those seeking traditional justification for misogyny, xenophobia and a number of other nasty concepts espoused by Neo-Confucianists.

Confucius said, "The gentleman is not a tool".

Confucious clearly saw the rise of A&F.

Confucius by Steven Hopkins March 8, 2007

Confucious 

An ironical misspelling of Confucius, an ancient Chinese philosopher. The pun usually lies in the double meaning of the wise words of Mr. Confucious.

Confucious Said: "Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted."

Confucious by Confucious Himself February 23, 2009

Confucius 

Chinese philosopher whose Analects contain a collection of his sayings and dialogues compiled by disciples after his death.

"Study the past if you would define the future."

-Confucius

Confucius by History nut December 26, 2003

confucius say 

The beginning of a sometimes comical, often horrible joke.

Corny example:
Confucius say, man who run behind car get exhausted
Confucius say, man who run in front of care get tired

Crude example:
Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth

confucius say by spacepants2003 November 17, 2005

Confucius Say 

The basis of lame jokes that involve the philosopher Confucius

Confucius say: Man who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with stinky finger

Confucius Say by Foo_Fighter December 21, 2008