Confuctious

A feeling of confusion and frustration

While walking down the streets of New York City, the large crowds made me confuctious.

or

When asked a question by reporter, Donald Trump was confucted

by Al pal gal March 13, 2017

Confucktion

When a confusing situation is fucked up beyond belief.

The parking at the mall at Christmas time was a complete confucktion.

by Boogiemomm April 4, 2017

Congloction

A mixture of all things

During Thanksgiving Paul ate a congloction of food and slept on the floor.

by Paulywogg October 8, 2021

consuction

when your penis or area around it is bruised from heavy amounts of sucking.

After seeing the doctor, he diagnosed me with consuction. I'll never forget that night, it was so freaky.

by owner med February 3, 2022

Consluttion Crew

A group (2 or more) of skilled workers hired for construction, who wear skimpy outfits and spend more time talking about riding members and filling their holes than they do hanging drywall and laying floors!

It’s taking these guys two weeks to drywall my half bath, turns out they’re a consluttion crew.

by The Warden AM May 19, 2022

Scrumptious Confectionary

When the confectionary is just simply scrumptious

William: Oscar, may I please have some of that scrumptious confectionary?
Oscar: No. It is far too scrumptious for the likings of you!

by confectionary November 24, 2021

confiction

Any strong belief based on a fallacy. This, of course, is relative to the beliefs of the person making the judgment, that someone else has a confiction.

John still has a confiction that there were weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.

I marvel at Mary's confiction that the earth is 6000 years old.

Senator X has a dangerous confiction that all homosexuals are pedophiles.

by Sausalito Kid September 22, 2010