conflatulate

1. An expression used to congradulate someone on a worthy fart (conflatulations)

2. To sarcastically congradulate someone, as if their achievement was worthy only of a fart

3. To congradulate someone with a fart

1. "Naveen, did you just fart?" "yeah" "conflatulations man, i think they can smell that one nextdoor"

2. Shivank: Hey guys I got an 86 on my exam!
Matt: Conflatulations, the average was a 95

3. My little brother graduated highschool so i conflatulated him infront of his friends.

by MSmits5 September 14, 2008

coagulated

To cause transformation of (a liquid or sol, for example) into or as if into a soft, semisolid, or solid mass

her blood after she was stabed 30 times in the neck began to coagulate on the floor after the first 48 hours of being there

by Trey June 25, 2004

confutulated

A state of confusion and aggravation.

"You ordered a taco salad with extra sour cream and extra meat?"

"No, I ordered a taco salad with no meat and guacamole."

"Girl, I am confutulated!"

by Ainslie July 9, 2007

Convagulations

Appropriate for several occasions: A woman's pregnancy; Negative cervical cancer test; Taking one for the team (Convagulations dude, you just nailed a fat chick.)

"My wife's pregnant." "Wow. Convagulations!"

by PettyRider April 24, 2010

confrapulate

To have sex in a Starbucks restroom.

Paul: "We totally confrapulated last night."
Ron: "Kickass! Did you try it with the mocha?"

by Metonychoseuthis May 3, 2010

Confrapulate

to conceive a baby during sex in a Starbucks restroom, and the baby grows up and at the age of 30 is shot in the upper cornea by Persians while crab fishing for aborigines

Damn, you can tell that guy was confrapulated.

by Whitney Addams May 3, 2010

coagulated cunt spatter

The Most disgusting way to say period blood

"Troy told me last night he was hiding in the girls bathroom in a trash can and some chick threw a tampon covered in Coagulated Cunt Spatter on his face"

by TheFATman101294 May 24, 2012