Someone who thinks all their actions, thoughts, opinions and tastes are better than anybody's else.
ps: Very often condescending pricks are also pseudo-intellectuals. However pseudo-intellectuals tend to be more subtle.
ps: Very often condescending pricks are also pseudo-intellectuals. However pseudo-intellectuals tend to be more subtle.
JOE - This beer is pretty good huh?
CP - Please... this? It's shit. You should try the beer I've had in Germany, now that was worth drinking. This is just piss.
JOE - You're such a condescending prick.
CP - Please... this? It's shit. You should try the beer I've had in Germany, now that was worth drinking. This is just piss.
JOE - You're such a condescending prick.
by Dmitry Karamazov December 19, 2012
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This observation is usually blantently obvious to the person making the comment while the person the comment is being made to is oblivious.
This observation is usually blantently obvious to the person making the comment while the person the comment is being made to is oblivious.
Jim: Man, Lizzie really wants me tonite! It's weird because usually she doesn't gives me the time of day.
Danny: Uh.. lets see.. She's drunk off her ass, she just caught her boyfriend cheating on her with a skank, and she got fired from KFC today. Use the context clues bro! She doesn't like you, she's just desperate!
Jim: So you think I'll get laid?
Danny: Uh.. lets see.. She's drunk off her ass, she just caught her boyfriend cheating on her with a skank, and she got fired from KFC today. Use the context clues bro! She doesn't like you, she's just desperate!
Jim: So you think I'll get laid?
by fri-gal August 7, 2008
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to talk down to.
My father is very condesending towards me.
by CJayyyyyyyyyadlfakj February 26, 2011
Get the condesending mug.The act of explaining something to someone, but adding a lol at the end, to make the other person feel bad, even they are in the right. This can also be a lmao, or even an XD, (however; the latter is much more cringy, and is more often used by furries)
Person A: How many turnips do I need to buy from Daisy Mae to get bamboo shoots, in animal crossing?
Person B: You don't buy them lol. You get them on a mystery island tour.
Person A: ...But I watched someone get them in the mail, from Daisy Mae, live... And that's much more reliable than hoping to get a bamboo island.
Person B: Whatever. You probably dreamt it up lmao.
Person A: There are articles that even explain it, but they don't say how many you need. You don't need to add the condescending lol/lmao when you're wrong.
Person B: You don't buy them lol. You get them on a mystery island tour.
Person A: ...But I watched someone get them in the mail, from Daisy Mae, live... And that's much more reliable than hoping to get a bamboo island.
Person B: Whatever. You probably dreamt it up lmao.
Person A: There are articles that even explain it, but they don't say how many you need. You don't need to add the condescending lol/lmao when you're wrong.
by NickPikk April 19, 2020
Get the Condescending lol/lmao mug.Former franchise holders of South Eastern railways who were hilariously inept...unless you happened to live in their catchment area and needed to catch a frigging train at some point.
Mercifully, they lost their license and trains started to run at (vaguely) the right time. However, they got the bus franchise in the same area, so sales of umbrellas went up 650% overnight.
Mercifully, they lost their license and trains started to run at (vaguely) the right time. However, they got the bus franchise in the same area, so sales of umbrellas went up 650% overnight.
1.) "Where's my fucking train? It should've been here twenty five minutes ago..."
2.) "Where's my fucking bus? It should've been here twenty five minutes ago..."
2.) "Where's my fucking bus? It should've been here twenty five minutes ago..."
by OD Smith April 6, 2005
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I was gettin with this chick, an when she took her pants off she had some mad panty condensation.
her roast beef curtains gave off some sick panty condensation.
her roast beef curtains gave off some sick panty condensation.
by derrick nelly nelson October 26, 2009
Get the panty condensation mug.A joke that (mostly surprisingly) includes something out of context.
Can be funny in an unpersonal way or i.e. come off as a funny offensive remark.
There is an apparent connection to *anti-humor* and *anti-joke*.
Can be funny in an unpersonal way or i.e. come off as a funny offensive remark.
There is an apparent connection to *anti-humor* and *anti-joke*.
Examples for out of context jokes:
"Why do teenage elephants never sit on green benches? I don't know, I'm not a monkey!"
or
"Why didn't you do your homework?"
"Why, I don't know. Why didn't your mum?! "
"Why do teenage elephants never sit on green benches? I don't know, I'm not a monkey!"
or
"Why didn't you do your homework?"
"Why, I don't know. Why didn't your mum?! "
by huwerlyare September 25, 2013
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