condescenti

Pseudo-intellectuals who try to make you feel uncool.

The JT Leroy book signing in SoHo last night was crawling with condescenti. I nearly barfed.

by Lauri January 30, 2005

condescendoff

When two know-it-alls square off

Maurie and Paul were involved in an epic condescendoff about whether professional sports stadiums make money for the city where they are located.

by slore65 August 16, 2017

condescending twat

Someone who looks down on other people and is beyond arrogant

Shana "you're such a condescending twat, why do I have to get everything?"

Josef "Because youre not as good as me"

by ManiaMoron December 13, 2014

Condescended

The past tense of condescending: having been talked down to.

You just got condescended sucker!

Ha, your ass was just condescended!

by Ashley Sykes May 27, 2008

Condescending

When you're moving down in an upper motion. Example: To jump in an elevator going down.

"Hey man watch me condescend in this elevator!"
"That's doesn't make any fucking sense. Where did you find that stupid definition of condescending? Are you retarded?

by Dodo Definitions April 20, 2017

Condesceptic

adj – having the personality of a person who is both “clean cut” and condescending, for instance, prosecutors and televangelists.

"Sean Hannity delivered the report with a smug, condesceptic smirk upon his face; I wanted to punch it."

by windar July 13, 2009

condescending, self-regarding, celebrity-in-the-making musician act

An extremely annoying but relatively common theatrical routine performed by certain types of local hipster musicians that seems to come easily, requiring little rehearsal in advance. While all creative people are understandably prone to a certain degree of self-absorption, these individuals are forever engaged in obnoxious self-promotion campaigns, celebrating their musical endeavors in a manner designed to give the impression that they are infinitely more successful, talented, and adored than the everyday, basically unknown “artist.” Recurring themes include: stating that they could—but won’t—drop names (and then dropping them), backhandedly complimenting your own efforts (with a smirk), and offering to do everyone a favor by playing their latest “demo” at parties. As with all such routines, the ‘condescending, self-regarding, celebrity-in-the-making musician act’ is nothing more than a sad attempt at obscuring the truth (which is that they have cushy but unfulfilling day jobs), as well as an opportunity to wear those gay fedoras.

Dude #1: Are you going to Dan's tonight?

Dude #2: I’ll pass. I need a break from his condescending, self-regarding, celebrity-in-the-making musician act.

by Look at me! I'm a vegan! Yay! June 1, 2011