confused

the word that is most often used by women and men when they don't know how a relationship is going, or if there is a relation ship.

ME: So is there an us?
YOU: Umm, just cuz we talk every night for 2 months straight doesn't mean we're seeing eachother...
ME: I thought we had a relationship going? What about the sex, and the flowers cards and candy, and the dates, and meeting your parents?
YOU: Well, I'm confused about all this too
ME: WTF BITCH!

by El Cangri April 9, 2005

Dazed and Confused

A great cult movie. Those who like it, love it. A movie that brings viewers back to sone of the greatest times of their lives. The movie doesn't go anywhere and just kind of happens...but that's why it's genius. Matthew McConoughey's greatest performance.

I love high school girls....I get older but they keep staying the same age -Dazed and Confused

by Carlos June 18, 2006

Confused Asian Syndrome

Abbr: CAS

CAS is characterized by general confusion and lost feeling whilst performing everyday activities. Very common in Asians who are "fresh off the boat"

Though there have been cases in Asian American families second to fourth generation, suggesting that it is somehow hereditary.

Teacher: Do you understand what I just said?

Confused Asian: Yes.

T: What did I just say?

CA: (Stares blankly for a bit) What?

Nearby Student: (Whispers) Classic case of Confused Asian Syndrome

by TryDelt December 14, 2010

conclusionist

A person that always jumps to conclusions, no matter what is meant or said.

Julie is such a conclusionist, when I told her I would like to look at cars, she jumped to the conclusion that I want to buy another car.

by Gadget King September 25, 2011

confused love

When you don’t know if you love someone or not. You think you do, but aren’t sure. You might think of them in a certain way alone but once you are with them you don’t feel that way. You think your in love, but really aren’t.

“I have confused love. I think I love them but I don’t really know”

by Mlove May 19, 2018

sexually confused flannel

The red and black plaid flannel that every sexually confused teenager wears.

“I saw Rebecca wearing the sexually confused flannel yesterday. You think she’s hot on Bailey?”

by Soap taste good March 1, 2019

Confused firemen

def: female strippers when they're dancing on the pole and look like confused firemen, as Bo Burnham (an incredibly awesome comedian/lyrical genius) explained it.

Person 1: Dude, that stripper grinding that pole right now looks like she has no clue what she's doing.

Person 2: Yea. Pole dancers usually look like confused firemen.

by cinnamoncaramel May 14, 2011