Dr. Conrad Murray

So-called doctor who chose to inject a lethal amount of drugs, including the anesthetic Propofol, into Michael Jackson's body, thus causing him to go into cardiac arrest. People who say Michael killed himself are loons, because for one, Murray PRESCRIBED an anesthetic as a SLEEP AID, because apparently he hadn't heard of, oh, Ambien. And, Michael had no idea A) how to hook up an IV, B) how to put medicine in the IV, or C) how much of the drug cocktail he would need to die. So no, he didn't kill himself. And the death was not of natural causes, so Murray killed him. I mean, jeez. Murray made personal phone calls in the time between when he found Michael Jackson not breathing and the time he called 911. I don't know about you, but if I found someone NOT BREATHING on a BED, I would put them on a floor and administer CPR, and if that didn't work, call 911! But no, first Murray calls his mommy, or whoever, then he calls other people, THEN he calls 911, THEN he administers unnecessarily violent CPR on a BED.
The Drug Fairy did NOT sneak into Michael Jackson's bedroom and O.D. him, people, so accept that Conrad Murray murdered Michael Jackson and hope that he will be charged and convicted for his B.S.

MICHAEL JACKSON'S LAST WORDS: Can I have some more of that stuf that makes me sleep? I really just want to sleep. Please.
DR. CONRAD MURRAY: Well, hmm. This big rich famous pop star just asked me to give him a lethal dose of Propofol. If I say no, he won't pay me. But if I say yes, he'll die painfully.

But if I say no...he won't pay me.
:(

*hooks Michael up to his DEATH, walks away, whistling, daydreaming about all the stuff he's gonna buy with Michael's money*

by I Hate Murderers January 2, 2010

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condaddy

someone makes grandeur plans of drunken shennanigans with all of your friends only to bail last minute; usually accompanied by many excuses of erroneous responsibilities

Dude, you swore you would actually come out with us this time! Don't be such a condaddy!

by loyial parnassus April 23, 2010

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Conrad

Most brilliant and SEXY person alive.

Girl 1:Omg omg it's Conrad!!!!!!!!!!!!
Girl 2:Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!"clap" "clap" "clap"

by THESMARTANDDUMB December 31, 2008

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Conrad Schools of Science

A school in Wilmington, Delaware with grades 6-12. It is a school with a variety of personalities, from Hockessin Girls to actually amazing people, to some douche bags, to rednecks. It is a place with some decent sports teams. The red wolves (formerly the redskins) has a rivalry with Delaware Military Academy and Charter School of Wilmington. But fuck you CSW because we have more AP classes and less assholes in our classrooms. A lot of our students cheat our way through classes, but that’s okay because we had like four students in the class of 2019 go to Ivy League schools. Overall the school is impressive with grades and we have some amazing teachers.

CSS: well Conrad Schools of Science has more AP classes and is so much cooler.

CSW: Well you guys cheat in classes.

CSS: shhhhh

by mackenZie05 June 18, 2019

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combadawonton

- it is a substitute word for anything that happens in a moment of chaos or if someone says something silly. It can also mean to take life from one. To sarifice their life for something.

"I am tired of your shenanigans, I will combadawonton you to make sure you never come back!"

Stacey dropped a whole bookshelf and Mark screamed "COMBADAWONTON!!!!!"

by GlizzyGod666 March 3, 2021

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