A mental disorder in which a user deliberately causes damage or creates issues to their computer or peripherals in order to generate social interaction with another human. i.e. Help Desk or support personnel.
Dude, this is the fifth time this week Stacy's disconnected her monitor and opened a ticket, I think she has Computer Munchausen's.
by XombieDad July 1, 2009
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-Hangover from too much computer(much like from hangover from too much alcohol). You may experience feeling of dizziness, headache, tiredness of eye, and illusion of computer screen moving in rippling motion.
-Hangover from too much computer(much like from hangover from too much alcohol). You may experience feeling of dizziness, headache, tiredness of eye, and illusion of computer screen moving in rippling motion.
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A machine consisting of a processing unit, some form of memory, and peripheral devices for input and output. Used almost exclusively for updating Adobe Flash, updating Adobe PDF Reader, updating Java, and updating iTunes.
I have a lot of work to do on the computer today, my Adobe PDF Reader hasn't been updated since last night and my Java is nearly three days old!
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Get the Computer mug.v. to squint and kind of frown as you look at your computer to give the illusion that you are in fact very busy analyzing something vital to your work;
often used in conjunction with paper-shuffling and calling numbers that you know won't answer then acting really frustrated when you hang-up so that it gives the impression your chasing a very important account and have a lot on your plate already
often used in conjunction with paper-shuffling and calling numbers that you know won't answer then acting really frustrated when you hang-up so that it gives the impression your chasing a very important account and have a lot on your plate already
After I computer-faced facebook for an hour this morning, I called a random number and talked to an older gentleman for 27 minutes about the prospect of leasing his mineral rights until he realized he didn't own any mineral rights, so I hung-up and went back to computer-facing a New York Times article about fashion week.
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What you are bound to get in a school computer:
Old hardware
Bad Antivirus software
Extremely strict parental controls
The inability to download anything
Internet Explorer
An old integrated graphics card
The desire to buy a more powerful PC and then break your school computer over one of the teachers' heads
The desire to force the school to pay for said PC
What you are bound to get in a school computer:
Old hardware
Bad Antivirus software
Extremely strict parental controls
The inability to download anything
Internet Explorer
An old integrated graphics card
The desire to buy a more powerful PC and then break your school computer over one of the teachers' heads
The desire to force the school to pay for said PC
"Uggh, this school computer is shit. I can't even change the background"
"Dude, I feel your pain. "
"Fuck this piece of shit. I'm gonna go save up for a better computer"
"Yeah, me too."
"Dude, I feel your pain. "
"Fuck this piece of shit. I'm gonna go save up for a better computer"
"Yeah, me too."
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