computer

the square thing ur staring deep within

Look forward.....................see? it's a computer!

by mine...who me?.... no me! October 19, 2007

To Computize

To do anything on a computer.

I computized my essay yesterday.
I like to computize with my friends.
I computized a product from Best Buy, and now it will be shipped to my home.

by Big Man Mac March 16, 2008

computer

A device that is angry at the world and often lashes out by closing programs your working on, also known as the worlds most abbusive electronic

Exhausted Person: YES! I finally finished my 8456 page paper!
Friend: Yay! now we can eat!
Computer: mwahahahaha!
Exhausted Person: @#$%^&*!!! MY COMPUTER JUST SHUT DOWN.

by The Abbused September 27, 2006

computer

a giant box filled with electrical pathways and boards to release secret airborne chemicals to make us addicted to the computer frequency thus causing high electrical bills

wow. look at 10 computers! wow! look at my bill! 45 grand!

by gusto5 April 8, 2004

computering

(v)Completing a task that requires knowledge and understanding of a computer. Can be associated with software or hardware.

Tracy was hired despite her poor verbal and computering skills.

by TMMI July 12, 2008

Computer

Are you fucking kidding me?

You're using a computer to look up the definition for computer? God damn it you suck!

by dollarbill3585 October 4, 2013

computer

The most boring and frustrating thing in the world-however, I keep coming back.

the computer isnt playing my cd! piece of shit! Oh there we go-computer i love you!

by elvis on the toilet. would you like a sandwhich? February 18, 2004