Commercial

(N.) Annoying advertisements between TV shows.

Celebrity Counsel of Commerical Assholes-
1. Jim, the Snapple Guy (Boo!)
2. The "Can you Hear Me Now?" Guy (Boo!)
3. The Sprint Wireless Detective (he's okay.)
4. The "Where's the Beef?" old Lady (now dead!)
5. Judge Reinhold (your honor...)
6. The DiGourno's Delivery Boy (sucks)
7. That God damn AFLAC Duck! (the guy who does the voice of Iago the Parrot in Aladdin)
8. That Insipid 7UP Guy! (I hate him!)
9. The original 7UP Guy! (orlando jones)
10. That damn dancing dnL Leprachaun! (Boo!)

by G-Union December 18, 2003

commercialing

When commercials are playing between a race, game or show.

redneck yell Hey Jimbo, is that race back on yet? nope its still commercialing

by dooad November 26, 2010

Commercial

A 30-second waste of time, money, and technology that is specifically designed to annoy television or Youtube viewers with their stupidity and piss-poor sense of humor.

Without commercials, people's lives would be much more pleasant.

by RedDragon85 September 29, 2011

commercials

The reason why nobody watches TV anymore

Commercials ruined television

by Dubiks December 28, 2018

commercial rape

when your your watching tv and there is so many commercials that you forget what you are watching.

The other day when I was watching Family Guy, I got commercial raped and I had no clue what I was watching!

by commmercialrape September 17, 2011

commercial surrealism

A style of filmmaking that uses odd angles, zooms, pointless video effects, musical numbers, and sudden noises to try to keep an audience's attention, but ends up just drowning whatever information is intended with sheer noise. Common in the 1990s, for instructional videos and commercials. Best exemplified by Bill Nye.

Coined by the RedLetterMedia series "Best of the Worst"

"Ugh, I didn't learn a thing from that science video, all I got from it is a headache. It was too full of commercial surrealism to understand."

by FreezingKaiju June 20, 2020

Commercial Slut

Girl that works the commercials hard and often. Usually very good looking.

Make sure you stay on this channel because that one commercial slut I was telling you about comes on often.

by Brad Paisley February 28, 2009