comcastic

a stupid word made up by someone at comcast to try and get people to buy their products

wow thats comcastic, ick

by bluekangaroo December 28, 2005

comcastic

A word that descirbes a females lips. A lot like DSL which stands for dick sucking lips. A girl that is comcastic can also have DSL.

That chick is comcastic.

Wow, just imagine what she can do with those comcastic lips.

by Dukesford February 13, 2006

Comcastic

An overt sexual display, usually in front of a large audience or children ( like the porn clip during Super Bowl 42 in the Tucson area on the Comcast feed )

"How was the bonfire?"
"It was fun, but Tom and Sarah were there, so it was pretty comcastic"

"What did you think of the movie?"
"It was a little comcastic for the kids"

by MCH_AZ February 7, 2009

Comcastic

When an ISP is being shitty, spotty, or fucks you over without lubing or putting on a condom first, then you get ISP-STDs, AKA the Comcasts. It's similar to the aftermath of an interracial three way in the back of some fat gay dude's RV.

My life is Comcastic :( - Why? - I keep getting fucked by my internet service provider.

My ISP promised it to be (this fast! super fast!) but I'm only getting about 10% of it. My internet is Comcastic! :(

by rreighe2 July 8, 2016

CUMCRAPTION

Utilized for under BELLY space exploration.

CUMCRAPTION is a space PROBER where you have to slide under the BELLY to EAT from the CRATER in order to explore the contents.

If you got a CUMCRAPTION you don't have to hold back your excitement as it will send you into orbit in a mission to planet MARS. ( I know this sounds FAGGY, and you are right, it is.)

After to quote a 1992 book ( MEN ARE FROM MARS AND WOMEN ARE FROM VENUS by JOHN GrAY)

Now that is not to say that women can't have a CUMCRAPTION it is just their orbit is going to be different.

by FECESRIMJOB March 23, 2021

Comcastic

The polar opposite of fantastic. The worst of the worst. The equivalent of the 11th level of hell.

The companies software is so poorly written it consistently crashes my computer at the most inconvenient times. It’s Comcastic!

by TNDil444 July 15, 2024