combobulated

To be combined in a chaotic and haphazard manner, similar to being cobbled together, but with more confusion and less care implied.

During the storm, the toilet and chickens were combobulated into a feather flushing custerfluck.

by tripp's left toe September 24, 2010

combragulate

To brag of ones diseases.

"John combragulated to Jenny about how he just was diagnosed with Lukemia."

by Mike October 29, 2004

combobulation

combination of a whole lot of messed up shit.

Cassie is hot

by Sarah January 20, 2004

combobulator

Noun. Describes a very organized person, someone who has their life in order, someone who is anal.

That Stephanie always knows where everything is. She is such a combobulator.

by jevans203 March 4, 2010

conbogulate

A tendency to reinforce our devotion when asked to defend or explain our position. If we are asked to explain our feelings on an issue, as soon as the words leave our mouths we have already started to cement a position on the issue. Even if we have little or no background knowledge on it. We have the ability to convert hearsay, our own sense of logic or abstract thoughts into "facts" that we can draw upon to justify or explain our position. When challenged on the same idea in the future we are likely to take the original stance rather than revise it. Especially if we believe we hold the popular viewpoint.

"Jeremy Irons once said in an interview that if gay marriage were made legal, it would open up the ability for men to marry their sons. He was slammed by the media. In a media statement to follow he clarified his position by explaining that incest laws were there to prevent inbreeding and logically it does not prevent man and son from marrying."

Clearly his statement was narrow minded, but rather than say "hey I was suffering from verbal diarrhea that day" he became decidedly more resolute in his argument. He conbogulated his argument.

by Santas little helper April 7, 2013

confogulated

1. to be in a state of confusion about a topic; 2. to be late because you were driving through fog

1. I'm pretty confogulated about why she wouldn't invite us to dinner. 2. Sorry, sir, I'm confogulated this morning. I could only drive twenty miles on the way here.

by pweidman December 4, 2009

Combulate

To tell a dislikable surprise. Something shocking, yet frustrating.

“I told her what happened, needless to say, she wasn’t pleased by how I combulated.”

by imjunyeop October 3, 2023