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counterstrike

One of the most addicting FREE ONLINE multiplayer game. Public servers ruined by hackers.
That Fag Muffin Hacker Just Glock Headshot Me Through The Wall!!!
by Heywood March 3, 2004
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an awesome machine. Sure, it takes about eight cents for every dollar you earn by submitting your change for easy-carrying cash, but it is still great, and it isn't that much of a loss.
You can transform all of your loose change into cash at the CoinStar.
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coonster

A person who acts smart but has the intelligence of a one year old
Yo, that kid over there thinks he's hot stuff but he's really a coonster!
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Spence: "wow look at the size of toms chin"
Duffy: "hey you guys, dont be tight, just cos he's a chinster!"
Tom:"id rather be a chinster than a grape head"
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A big dick. It also is monster cock with the first letters in each word switched
Look at IGAUWA'S CONSTER MOCK!
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counterstrike

A strange and frightening ritual performed by 12-16 year old n00bs online and at LANs that, in many cases, dates back further than the n00bs taking part in it.

In this strange ritual the 12-16 year old n00bs play a primitive form of computer game called 'counterstrike' they break in to two teams named the 'terrorists' and the 'counter terrorists' and attempt to achieve the objective while the other team tries top stop them.

To add to the mystery of this primitive ritual all players in the game spout some form of intangible language that cannot be understood by an outside observer. It is not uncommon to hear such phrases as "i pwnzed j00" "j00 sux0r j00 fkn n00b" "j00 fkn ch34t ill pwnx0r j00r base j00 fkn n00b" and "1 r t3h 1337357!111!!!!11!!1".

When not in the act of playing counterstrike these n00bs hang out in IRC channels where they practice their ancient language and flame anyone who enters from a rival team or clan. If you were to ever join one of these channels you would almost instantly have your sexuality challenged, as this is the biggest insult in the '1337' language.
terrorist: h34d5h0t!1!!!1 j00 R pwnd n00b D13!!!!!1!!
counter terrorist: j00 a1m bot u51ng ch437 n00b, 1 ownx0r j00 b0x0r 1 fkn k1ll j00 n00b
terrorist: 5|-|u7 |_| j00 f4g j00 g0t pwnd!!!
counter terrorist: Ya Mum
by AngryLiam March 14, 2005
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counterstrike

Built on an outdated engine, this game was relatively good for a time. Then, millions of immature 12 year olds flocked to play it, ruining it for those who enjoyed the game. Oh, and it looks like shit too.

Might be good on the HL2 engine if they develop for it.
Remember Counter Strike?
Dude, wasn't that like 5 years ago now?
by haze January 3, 2004
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