There is no such thing as a coincidence

THE FACT THAT YOU’RE WATCHING THIS VIDEO MEANS YOU’RE ENERGETICALLY ALIGNED WITH ME AND THIS MESSAGE. YOUR THOUGHTS CREATE YOUR REALITY. BUT YOU ALREADY KNEW THAT. YET, YOU STILL LIVE A LIFE THAT YOU DREAD.THAT IS BECAUSE, WHEN YOU VISUALIZE YOUR DREAM LIFE, YOU UNCONSCIOUSLY BELIEVE THAT IT IS UNREALISTIC.

there is no such thing as a coincidence.
"You like awkwardly zooming into your face do you?"

by trademarks July 6, 2021

chinkcident

Car accident caused Chinese or other peoples of Asian decent.

Sorry for being late, there was a chinkcident on the freeway on my way home from work.

by Thexman December 14, 2013

confident

An act of being brave,Like going into war,causing emotional tears for wife/husband and children.Which will make you emotional also.

"I'm brave,I'm confident,I'm strong,I won't give up

by DerpyUnicorn October 23, 2016

Doctor/Patient Confidentiality

Slang term for oral sex.
Derived from the 2012 film Dark Shadows.
Particularly the scene where Dr. Julia Hoffman asks if Barnabas Collins is familiar with the term Doctor/Patient confidentiality, then proceeds to go down on him as an explanation.

"Hey, what happened when you hung out with Julia last night?"

"Not much, but she showed me the meaning of doctor/patient confidentiality."

by sayynevermore October 24, 2012

The Long Arm of Coincidence

This is a phrase coined by C Haddon Chambers and it can be taken to mean either :-
1. The broad far-reaching power or influence of coincidence;
or
2. Things just happen;
Note: See also Shit Happens

Why is it that everything Malcolm does turns to rat shit?
That's because it's Malcolm, not even the long arm of coincidence.

by AKACroatalin August 23, 2020

Coincitext

When you and your buddy that you're chatting with/texting send something similar to each other at the same time.

Man I can't beleive we came up with the idea about burritos for dinner at the same time! COINCITEXT!

by d$$$money March 10, 2011

coinkidence

A word you use when you start to say coinkidink but realises that's not cool anymore and finish it with coincidence.

1: hey that's a coinkidink
2: dude, thats not cool

1: fine it's a coinkidence.

by cool5567 March 11, 2012