Cog 

1. A cat that thinks it is a dog or a dog that thinks it is a cat.

Oh wow. my cog fetches AND enjoys catnip!!

Cog by DarkSetzer April 16, 2006

cog 

can refer to a Revolver Handgun because of its coglike revolving cylinder.

Don't front like you don't wanna pull your cog out in front of Bunz - BELLY (restaraunt scene)

cog by jonathan May 1, 2004

cog 

short for cognitively disabled (aka retarded)

You fucking cog you just broke my guitar!

cog by Dr.Suess May 26, 2006

COG 

Cute Older Guy. Not to be confused with a HOG

My neighbor is such a COG, it's too bad he's forty...

COG by Amazonians October 28, 2011

COG 

Creepy Old Guy

so I was at the bar last night and this COG kept hitting on me

COG by kuhkuh July 31, 2010

Cog 

A person who has weird sense of humor or is retarded.

Amanda is a COG cause she thinks she can fall down the stairs couple of times and hit her head and still be safe.

Cog by Ethnic guy March 22, 2011

Cog 

An insignificant who defends corporate/capitalistic ideologies by regurgitation instead of thinking. A Cog enjoys saying how badly something positive will affect the 'economy'.

I found out Brian is a Cog yesterday, he said that a carbon tax would collapse our economy as all the big companies would just move to places like Ireland.

Quotes from Cogs

"I don’t think you realise how devastating banning all 18-wheelers in 5 years would be to the economy."
"A lot more will die if we don't re-open our economy, the flu is deadlier anyway and we don't lockdown for that."

Cog by What'sThePoint June 27, 2020