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Dr.Suess's definitions
cog
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short
for cognitively
disabled
(aka
retarded
)
You
fucking
cog you just
broke
my
guitar
!
by
Dr.Suess
May 26, 2006
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cog
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Hoffjob
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An act of
intense
sexual intercourse
lasting 10 hours. It includes every position in
the world
.
"Where were you
last night
?"
"I was
getting
a hoffjob"
by
Dr.suess
June 26, 2012
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Hoffjob
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