Coffeescenti

Those who are "in the know" regarding coffee. Also used as a derogatory term by those who cast aspersions on coffee snobs.

Derived from Cognoscenti:
co⋅gno⋅scen⋅ti
–plural noun, singular -te  /-ti/ Persons who have superior knowledge and understanding of a particular field, esp. in the fine arts, literature, and world of fashion.

Origin: 1770–80; < It, Latinized var. of conoscente (prp. of conoscere to know) < L. See cognition, -ent

Wow, she really knows a lot about coffee.
Yep, she's a true coffeescenti. She can spot a non-arabica blend a mile away.

Alternate usage:
Wow, she's really loyal to Starbucks.
Yep, she's a coffeescenti- one of those coffee snobs who think that overpaying for burned beans makes her cool.

by WheezerMF November 2, 2009

coffeesucker

Typically a female who enjoys giving oral sex to African American Males

She won't give you a blow job she's a coffeesucker!

by Meatball scmc April 4, 2010

Coffeesaurus

Coffee specially made for hax0rs.

Does anyone want a coffeesaurus?

by [e-mail] September 29, 2010

Coffeesexual

So in love with coffee that insomnia aint shit

Fuck my confused sexuality im coffeesexual even if i have insomnia

by Insomnia demon February 21, 2021

coffeespoon

A small spoon that is equivalent to 1/3 of a tablespoon

I put three coffeespoons of sugar in your coffee. It should be sweet enough!

by blah255 October 29, 2022

coffeeshop

legal place in the netherlands where u can buy stuff

aye how ya been? there's this coffeeshop across the street. wanna buy some shit?

by Arxify December 14, 2022

20 grams of cocaine and 12 coffees

When you pull a all nighter and try and stay up all day but will probably need 20 grams of cocaine and 12 coffees just to stay up for 3 seconds. WARNING: you're probably gonna die just saying

I will probably need 20 grams of cocaine and 12 coffees in order to right every last letter of this sentence

by hitlers gay son March 18, 2017