cockfroster

n.

1. a person who ejaculates onto themselves
2. an inconsiderate slob, esp. with regard to gratisfaction mutual or individual

Frank didn't wash his saucepan and left it moldering in the sun for days, what a cockfroster.

by jossungood August 4, 2014

Cockabout

A variation on the term "Walkabout" which means to journey through the wilderness. However, a "Cockabout" is a journey that a young person takes, usually between the first two years of college when they slut out and blow just about every guy they meet.

Wow, Julie looks beat, must have been a real cockabout she took last semester, probably has AIDS.

by dmn1138 February 11, 2015

A Cockout

When your woman is horny, but you tell her you are to tired to do it.

She wanted sex bad last night but I pulled a cockout.

by glassballs4u November 6, 2016

DICKERUS Of the Cockerous

Scientific term for dick

I have a DICKERUS of the cockerous kind

by Realazzfoo January 18, 2022

Cockamouthaphobia

The fear of giving oral sex to a man or fear of choking on elongated objects.

"Dude I finally cured my gf of cockamouthaphobia last night!"

by Coolbobjoe March 15, 2009

cockrotter

one who allows his bicycle to fall in disrepair, and whose bicycle invariably fails him at some point in every ride. These people don't know why their bicycle always breaks, and often would rather buy new parts than keep their bicycle in good condition.

Term may be used to describe other gear items, not limited to bicycles.

"Fred is such a cockrotter, his bike never works when we ride"

"Betty just let all her skiis cockrott away"

by OliveTheDog September 2, 2011

Cocktorate

The equivalent of a doctorate degree, but in the study of cock instead

Man that chick I met on tinder is dumb as hell but she’s definitely got a cocktorate

by Logzbaker February 15, 2018