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Cock Swat

a word coined by a washington resident, a more exreme or serious version of a cock block.
guy:so what are you doing later?
girl: well umm
cock swatter: hey dude, did you ever find out if you got her pregnant?!
girl: i gotta go
guy to swatter: dick.
by ceddycedced June 19, 2010
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cocktwat

When a womans vagina is so loose,beat up,and meaty that her pussy lips hang down forming a bulge in her pants that looks like a cock.
Jack was gonna take Jill to his house from the party but after seeing the size of the cocktwat through her pants,He couldn't do it,after all her bulge was bigger than his!

Did you see the size of that cocktwat?Yeah, it looked like she had a sock in her pants.
by PERMWORD34 February 29, 2008
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Cockwater

Soapy water left in the sink after washing one's genitals.
I wouldn't let that bitch drink my Cockwater if she was dying of thirst!
by Buttpucker December 28, 2015
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Cockswabble

A thought or idea that represents nonsensical jibber jabber in ones mind, most of projected into the world and detested by those in the presence of it.
"Lighten up on the cockswabble, nobody has time to listen to this nonsense."

Gerund: "Stop cockswabbling about like you have nothing better to do."
by #nedkelly October 19, 2020
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cockwater

water (or any other liquid) which drips off a freshly showered man's genitals onto the exposed feet (or forehead) of an unsuspecting person getting dressed in the gym locker room.
Oofa dude, that naked guy just totally invaded my personal space; after he came back from the shower, he stood right next to me, while talking with his hands and anointing me with his cockwater and Gawd knows what else. What ever happened to just doing a quick gym rinse?
by Freakette Kitchen February 17, 2010
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Cockswab

A crusty uncleaned penis that humms when the girl rolls back the foreskin
Damutt sufferes from severe cockswab
by the AntiSkank September 10, 2003
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cockswaddle

when you can’t find a place to fucking sit and a bitch tells you you can’t sit at the only available spot, that bitch is a cockswaddle
Jennifer you’re a fucking cockswaddle!”
by gayboyprincess September 10, 2018
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