cockstand

when a penis is erect,a hard-on.

that sexy image gives me a cockstand.

by mike briggs July 13, 2003

cockswain

One in adoration or in direct subjugation of the cock. Lover and tickler of the cock, the cockswain is subservient to the penis like a young sailor bound to a ship. Or one with the mental toughness to command a vessel. Used specifically in instances of sheer idiocy or submission.

Tybalt- "Drake, you are enthralled by that man's rod, i dare say you are a cockswain."

by Themistocles December 9, 2008

Cockstoned

Fucking a bong or other paraphernalia

Dude i was so high and bored that i got cockstoned and fucked the ol' 3 footer

by Digging8inchesdeep December 6, 2006

cockssage

Cockssage (propounced :çock-sar-j) is a massage given with a cock instead of the hands

A massage given with a cock (pens) used to deliver the massage directly to the area of the cockssageè (person receiving the cockssage) instead of other more traditional techniques such as massage given with the hands.

Guees what Dave,? She said I gave her the best cockssage she ever had . I guess my technique is improving or it might have been the viagra. I'm not sure

by Jason Veenman May 20, 2019

cocksneeze

when a guy blows his load

spooging

by bob October 22, 2003

cockshiner

Often seen in olden times, a small boy would sit in the street with his shine box, yelling "Good day ta ya, guv. Shine ya cock? Only two bob!"

"Look over there, Phillip, its that little street scamp Billy. He sure gives a good cock-shine, I tell you."

by Prof.turtle September 4, 2005

Cockshwans

n. Someone who is being a cock and is ingnorantly stupid at the same time; someone who fails massively

Dude, why would you bust in that bitch? Now she's knocked up and has to take the day-after pill. You're a fucking cockshwans!

by borthycleeaz July 20, 2010