Cocksmith

A man who works with a cock, with the energy and passion a blacksmith or locksmith puts into his job.

I'm not speaking from experience, but I think it's fair to say Mike is a proper cocksmith

by Metalspork December 9, 2007

cocksmithin

1. The act of being able to find, seduce and satisfy any female, mainly bacouse of the fact that you have in incredibly beautifull dick that makes your confidence go through the roof.
2. A mans ability to have sex for extremely long periods of time,and to only cum when he feels like it, resulting in extreme pleasure for his female subject of the evening.

1.What I do is similar to locksmithin, Breaking in some pantys is the art of Cocksmithin.
2. Jay always has alot of chix that want to give him some pussy, hes such a master at cocksmithin.

by One Deep aka Dirty J December 9, 2008

cockshitballsfuck

when you just have nothing better to say when your really pissed off and stoned, it will make you laugh :)

Jesse: maann all the weeds gone duuude...
Andrew: Cockshitballsfuck are you kidding me?????!
Jesse: nah man im not cockshitballsfucking you im serious duuuude we need to re-up.

by TB BongMaster June 16, 2010

Cocksmith

One who weilds his wang without regard for human life or property. This man is the blacksmith of dongs pursuing any woman he can satisfy.

My friend Houdini is a cocksmith. He tends to only personally train gorgeous women.

by Squirrel0killer June 25, 2020

cocksmith

Someone who portrays the very essence
of cock; delighted with the very thought
of cock on a per diem basis.

That man is strange, for he appears to
be a legendary cocksmith.

by Jay Tota April 8, 2003

Cockswitch

When a man is pounding a woman from behind, he pulls out and lets his bud come in and pound her.

Man 1: Yo i still owe you 20 bucks

Man 2: Why man 1

Man 3. Thanks for the cockswitch

by JohnnyRape December 27, 2011

cocksmith

A guy who can get any woman he desires. Made popular by the hit movie " Wedding Crashers".

Vince: Hey, hey, hey, fifth row back with the fancy hat, I like that.
Owen: No,no, dont waste your time on girls with hats, they tend to be very proper.
Vince: Ya, well girl in the proper hat just eyed fucked the shit out of me.
Owen: Im sorry, sorry. Why dont you say it a little louder, I dont think the priest heard you.
Vince: Well John, Im sorry, Im not sorry. Im not going to appologize, Im a COCKSMITH.

by Greg Heilman June 21, 2007