cockstraphobic

An emotion characterized by the deep-seeded fear of a large number of cocks in close proximity.

Hey bro, we're having a hot tub party tonight, guys only!

Sorry bro Montana, you how cockstraphobic I get.

by Aziz Ansari August 14, 2010

cockstench

a person who you dislike to a great extent

What the hell does that cockstench want?

by c mac d June 30, 2003

cockstick

An insult often used to describe someone who is both "smart like a stick" and the proverbial cock. This generically defines one who is overtly mean and malicious in his/her attitude but does not have the intellectual backing to have any authority in any realm of life and its works. Cockstick.

That guy is such a cockstick

by Gumper April 24, 2006

cockatrice

One that could be defined by the essence of Zach Hartman.

Or Buddy Cianci, yeah, that too.

Dude, you're a cockatrice.

by asdasd September 15, 2004

cockatrice

a cock cubed, a cock that is greater than a doublecock. These 'creatures' can often be found on ancient murals and artwork. If you are lucky enough you may come across one in your daily life!

That cock is cubed!
Oh look, it's a cockatrice!

by barnfunkle April 1, 2008

cockstridge

When you insert your cock into the ground just like an ostridge for business OR pleasure.

Lamo: Mitch, why'd you pull a cockstridge?!

Mitch: Cause i like to hang loose!

by emgleich July 27, 2008

cocktrickle

It is the small amount of cum that seeps out of your spletchhole and gets on your gitch after you thought you squeezed every last drop out!

Fuck, I got cocktrickle on the couch again!

by Drywall Ninja 14 August 24, 2011