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cockmonger

Someone who can never give enough blowjobs.
Lili is a total cockmonger.
by Stevens Crew March 20, 2003
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a person who enjoys the cock.
"you're such a cockmonger, stop sucking so hard."
by Jack Hoff September 15, 2003
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cockmonger

Someone who can't get enough of the cock.
My girlfriend is such a cockmonger.
by Jason the COCKsmith August 29, 2003
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cockmonger

one who can't eat enough of management's cock
vic barron is a cockmonger
by billy blue balls July 3, 2003
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cockmonger

Man, can you believe we actually worked for those cockmongers? I can't.
by Horatio Alger July 14, 2003
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cockmonger

1. To horde cock for one's self
Logan is a cockmonger.
by Nate AKA Jesus November 10, 2008
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Cockmonger

Cockmonger, the Bold and Bulging.. A Hero that gets all the pussy you don't get, of course he lived in the medieval ages. He kills those who call him Cockmonger, the only thing that pins him to that name is his Mushroom shaped Helmet, and a huge wang. He will blister your asshole if you even look at him wrong.
Random Peasant1: Hey look who it is!
Random Peasant2: Oi, its Cockmonge--
*Cockmonger hurls his sword into Peasant#2's throat, blood gushing everwhere*
Cockmonger in low-voice: Mah name's not Cockmonger. Though I am Bold and Bulging.
by Hidden Lizard January 5, 2011
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